burntbutterbiscuits @ burntbutterbiscuits @sh.itjust.works

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He is creepy. He said that he has a phone app that he uses with his son to stop them both from watching gay porno. He is a fucking creepy piece of shit.

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.

At least the source wasn’t you

Clearly the headquarters for international terrorist organization Hamas.

I mean, who doesn’t keep their bullets stored next to an MRI machine.

Hey man,open up. It’s me, Dave. I got the stuff.

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

What do upvotes and downvotes mean here anyway?

Instructions unclear: buying more beer! There’s years of jeers and cheers and no need for fears or leers or what have you

Can we really speculate what will happen after since Netanyahu is so unpopular?

What about the cigarette companies. When I got bored walking down the highway I started counting to ten …. One one thousand, two sing a song …. There’s always a cigarette butt before you get to ten

Okay I’ll click the green ones

They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.

Kudos to Janeway.

They already do man, just need to come out we accept you for who you are…. Also I need to have a few words about my past online trolling behavior

That’s like, your opinion man

Both parties are indeed broken. Until we can get corporate money out of politics we will continue to have corrupt politicians who only serve their corporate overlords.

What about getting your head out of your ass you barbaric genocide sympathizer.

Get your head out of your ass you barbaric genocide sympathizer. Fucking bot

The car is most likely bullet proof

You’re the one still watching whatever it is I’m doing in the park…. That’s not on me

I don’t recall saying anything about people watching. I did mention being in the park in the sun though