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My first girlfriend’s dad use to always say “two objects can not occupy the same space at the same time” he was a science teacher lol

True, but as long as they aren’t wearing their hoods they are probably the ones most likely to be engaging in the behaviors they so publicly despise.

In a lot of places you can legally cross the street at the corner regardless of whether there is a crosswalk and drivers are legally required to stop.

But yea if they don’t stop and you are dead you’re dying words can be, “I had the right of way, motherfuh- cough cough”

Is this what people mean when they say they are “big boned”

I feel like would be a great town to fuck in the park at midnight. Just more exciting because you could get a small ticket for it.

No. It’s not normal at all. But you do you. No one is normal.

But I would be more worried about having OCD if you are worried that (not) using separate towels for your hands and face makes you less clean.

There are four elephants one is just standing in front of the other

He isn’t though. By a long shot. Biden is right of center

I’ve stopped voting for the worst of two evils. I leave it blank.

Although I am fairly certain aliens have triangular pipes they just don’t need toilet paper

Calculus is next it has flow through a volume based on pipe in the shape of a circle it will blow your mind

Ah yes thanks 👀

No way man I used to watch green acres on Nickelodeon they clearly shot a bullet in the ground and then moved to Beverly Hills

Why do I feel like industries that have to self report spills are lying ten fold?

At least it’s not a brown suit dotdot dot I think we can judge him on his outspoken policy positions without saying his suit is creepy

Okay Siri delete post they are right about the post

Okay I could be wrong but the article I read I thought I remembered it specifically saying gay porno. But yea I don’t care what kind of porno it is either.

Except that he is outspoken against the lgbt community which would actually change the situation.

While I do see your point, police have been using and abusing their authority to suppress American’s civil rights and liberties for so long, it’s just about a cliche.

This particular murderer thought he was above the law and the family of George Floyd are getting his justice. I feel like making fun of him for losing his appeal is appropriate here.

It’s beyond mere “relief” to see an officer face accountability. At the very least it is cathartic and makes me question society as a whole because it happens so infrequently.

I don’t feel bad about posting this meme. Sorry if you disagree.

I don’t have to feel somber about a murderer facing justice. I can be happy and celebratory.

My feelings are important too

This doesn’t seem like a good solution to me. Like, even just superglueing the switch on and then covering it with duct tape would seem safer to me.

This vehicle is slightly more than lightly fucked.