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  • Pawsitive changes

  • Godard, Renee D., Puja Sharma*, Carlie Jo Wagner*, Morgan Wilson, Amie Fleming-Haddock*, Rebecca Beach. (2013). Repeated detection of microbes in beverages dispensed from soda fountain machines and the effect of flushing on microbial density. International Journal of Food Microbiology 163: 218-222.

    White, Amy S., Renee D. Godard, Carolyn Belling*, Victoria Kasza*, Rebecca Beach. 2010. Beverages obtained from soda fountain machines in the U.S. contain microorganisms, including coliform bacteria. International Journal of Food Microbiology 137: 61–66.

  • Ache doesn't sound like H, it sounds like ake. When we say age it sounds like eidg, which might sound somewhat similar to aitch.

  • This is more like what you'd see with the naked eye

  • What about the scene of the guy showering link

  • Kvaesitso has drained less than 3% of my battery every day for the last week. > 20% sounds like an unusual amount of drain

  • Purple guy confuses me

  • It still demonstrated what I was trying to say, that if you go too literal on these two jokes then you're missing the point

  • Its similar enough, the definition is limited and therefore enables a joke to be made.

  • Well the text in the image of the "definition" of a square is clearly tailored to fit this joke, thats why the logic of what a square actually is doesn't apply. Its like telling Diogenes that his chicken is not technically a human because it doesn't have two hands and a nose.

  • Didn't realize jokes have to be literally correct

  • Its supposed to be absurd, taking it seriously makes the already bad joke even worse

  • Does no one understand this is a joke, talking about parallel lines and mathematical proofs is pointless when its a fucking meme

  • We are like a CO2 bomb, there has never been so much put into the air in such a small time scale, what usually takes 1000s and millions of years we did in ~100 years.

  • I used to use a twisted up plastic water bottle to inhale alcohol vapors. It was alright, but drinking it is better

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