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I don't feel optimal. I've felt a lot worse but this.. this is also not ideal.

I guess I'm upper class Melton bred because I've always been a Beam boy.

It is phenomenal. Although Arrested Development might be in contention too. I will admit that I've binge re-watched 30 Rock waaaaaaaay more times.

I leave Mr and Mrs Long Legs be but white tails can DIE

Jim Beam black cans. Not overly sophisticated but I'm a Melton basic bitch at heart.

Tina Fey is a goddess of comedy. I slept on Mean Girls for way too long because it didn't seem marketed at my demographic but it's so good.

I just murdered the shit out of a huge white tail spider. They are spiteful, angry creatures.

I'm also nearly out of bourbon.

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What a lovely drive. Ended up fanging a left at Harcourt instead of going all the way to Bendigo, cruised the A300 through to Daylesford. Chucked another lefto and headed for Ballan to get on the Western. Stopped in Bacchus Marsh for cheaper fuel and wash the front of my car (I have dubbed my windscreen Mothsbane, Scourge of the Skies. The Cabbage Splat Kid. Breaker of Wings.) and then ended up in Melton where I bought supplies for some snags in bread and a 10 pack of Beam Blacks.

My parents have taken off with their caravan up to the border for a couple of weeks so I'm going to take advantage of their split system, comfy couch and spare bed for the evening.

To your health, Prost!

Found a lovely seat in the shade to enjoy my fancy pie. I should be so lucky.

I'm gonna go tooooooo... licks finger and holds it in the air* Kyneton for a pie. Then maybe Bendigo just because why not. Then I'll see.

My ex actually taught me the method I use for getting a doona in a cover. You start with the cover inside out.. reach inside it to the far corners and use the corners like mittens to grab the corners of the doona where they should go. Then you just kinda pull the doona through/inside out in one big flamboyant motion like a magicians trick. Then tuck the other 2 corners in but they'll be easy, the ones near the opening. It works really well.

Before that I used to get inside the doona cover, briefly be a ghost and ghost tackle her, then awkwardly try to stuff the doona inside the cover and it'd be a whole thing.

I went and bought a new downlight globe to replace a dead one in my kitchen and it's flickering :( Urgh why couldn't it just work perfectly?

I call this my Lonely People Email Filter and it is vital to my mental health

This week has absolutely blazed by. I feel like I just got back from my border trip last weekend. Now I gotta think of what to do THIS weekend! I have absolutely no idea what I want to do but I won't sit in my apartment for it, that's for sure.

If the influencers (I still hate that word or the fact that it's a thing) are making a living from their videos they'd just claim the pass as a tax deduction too. Come to think of it, I wonder if they'd claim their gym memberships already?

I've never seen nor heard of those in my 40 years of time on this planet. Goes to show you can always be amazed.

I'd say I enjoyed it. It's hard not to enjoy a movie with Sam Rockwell being full Sam Rockwell in it though.

If you enjoyed the silliness of the Kingsmen movies, Argylle might be for you. Or if you just want a couple of hours of enjoying a fine-as-hell Bryce Dallas Howard doing her thing.

Going to see Argyle in an hour. I think this should be a fun one.