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bleistift2 @ bleistift2 @feddit.de
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This toilet paper at my work

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  • I would start bringing my own toilet paper.

    And reward their shittiness by buying your own paper?

    • She wants it to be a surprise

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  • Sometimes I feel lonely and think I should get a girlfriend. But then I get these nuggets of conversation and feel content with my computer again.

    /foreveralone

    • Network protocols for dummies

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  • Don’t the big internet-y routers also send packets to multiple interfaces if they don’t know how to correctly handle the target IP address?

    • This toilet paper at my work

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  • So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.

    • This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

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  • To be fair, by the time that code will fail, it won’t run anymore for a host of other reasons.

    • Actual personality rule

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  • More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”

    • Network protocols for dummies

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  • You forgot to mention that you might get it twice, or thrice, or more, and in different versions.

    • New COP28 draft deal stops short of fossil fuel 'phase out'

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  • A meeting hosted by an oil emirate doesn’t call for less oil? I’m shocked!

    • If Thanos had, instead of randomly wiping out 50% of all living things, he had instead in each species wiped out only the dumbest 50% what would the reaction of each avenger have been?

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  • Do you happen to know where Asimov published this opinion and what its title was?

    • 1.1 History

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  • We don’t know why space spawns. We don’t know why the sun’s corona is hotter than its surface. We don’t know why the sun spins faster around its equator than at its poles. We don’t know why shampoo makes strange squiggles when being poured out of its bottle. Just four things off the top of my head.

    • Can't outsmart your teacher

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  • Wee call cnof the massegez thart a3e dent thif waz.

    • Soft stuff for kitty's comfort

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  • Aw shit, now you can’t take a dump until it wakes up.

    • New Life Rule

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  • I used to think this was common knowledge. Commandment 11: Every zipper and every button shall be closed before washing.

    • R(ule)ejection

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    • I know just the person you should make out with.
    • So who crossed you this time?

    • Can't outsmart your teacher

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  • Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

    • This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

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  • Remember, kids, not to ever compute dates yourselves. Use a library for that.

    • Scientists discover unknown prehistoric world — on Earth

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  • Thank god it was unknown. Else discovering it would’ve been very hard!

    • venture capitalism goes brrr

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  • Lol. The website doesn’t even let me log in because the form doesn’t recognize that I fucking passed the bot check.

    I can’t fathom why everything is on discord nowadays. It’s garbage software.

    • Todd Hernandez has a recommendation for you

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  • I once looked at the game, but all I saw were bugs…

    • Directed by JJ Abrams

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  • Disney would never have allowed Kirk to kiss Uhura.