bleistift2 @ bleistift2 @feddit.de

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https://hookagency.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/user-experience-gif-meme-water-drinking.gif

Do you drink the soda by pouring it over its outer hide?

How often have you followed a reference?

Isn’t it only one backslash?

If she’s sleeping on the bus, she’s most definitely not sleeping well at night (or whenever her sleepytime is).

How do you delete data that’s already transferred to their servers while you visit the page? You don’t need a cookie to uniquely identify a user.

https://www.amiunique.org/fingerprint

You want me to work 60 hours per week for you? Counteroffer: I work 0 hours for you.

I have the opposite experience. I noticed that my arms had a tendency to “roll outwards” when using normal mice, so I switched to a vertical one. Most uncomfortable mouse I’ve ever had. Switched back after 2 weeks.

I skimmed the headline.

Context: In 1983, the Soviet Union detected incoming missiles. Rather than relaying the information, the officer on duty decided not to take action, thereby preventing a nuclear war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident

Fishes

I know, nitpicky and foreign learner and yadda yadda. Still “fishes”

Meme transcription: A man tapping his forehead. Top text: Infinite number of numbers. Bottom text: Only 26 letters.

That one I did find.

I googled that, too, in a few variations, but could not find it. I swear google hates me.

Thank a lot!

You also apparently forgot to turn on the oven. Maybe ask your doctor if you have ADHD?

You should be asking how often I poop.

2 months ago they cut off electricity, gas, food and water and now they lose support?

GM blamed it on women’s sanitary products

Did only women’s bathrooms get clogged?

I would tell them they need reasonable toilet paper.

I don’t see how any judge would follow this argument. So you’re just leaving work for a few hours every day.

No clue. My college course wasn’t all that deep, and it’s been quite some time.