bitjunkie @ bitjunkie @lemmy.world

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"Lawn enforcement officer" sounds like an analog for "assistant (to the) manager" in an Office clone about an HOA.

I'm so tired of things being interesting

The extra hours of sleep are well worth the cost of a non-complimentary breakfast whenever I'm ready for it.

I was in 4th grade in the school library, and I don't think I really fully understood what was happening until much later. This was when people were still unironically calling it the Information Superhighway, and there was just the vague sense that we were seeing some crazy Star Trek tech whose origins could never be adequately explained.

And his cultists will have conveniently forgotten about our abandonment of the Kurds during his first term, and suddenly be pro-expansionism again…

"Competitor"

Cool, now do ICE

It's already been reported on multiple times, and that's just the ones we know about. Also, I don't think it's a "uniform" so much as just whatever tacticool mall ninja gear they decided to put on that morning.

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking toddler. Did they not have enough plain cheese pizza with ketchup for your bday party, you pathetic attention-hungry piece of shit

Oooh we didn't think of that. We just changed it to a subscription that you then also pay an a la carte fee for. This is somehow better for the consumer because of reasons.

Oh and also btw you're disowned from the family the moment we deem there's a slight financial upside

What the hell, are you me? The song referenced in your username is my alarm that wakes me up a half hour before my WFH job.

"Isolation factor" = you talk to people all day and don't actually do anything productive

Because of course it fucking isn't. What a clown show.

Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"

I can't wait for a month or two from now and the flood of socials screenshots of morons not understanding why their shit doesn't work

Artificial scarcity so you'll pay their dumb subscription fee

Can you provide examples of your former views?

They 100% do.