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Polls for potential zombie processes:

 bash

    
# Survive the apocalypse
function zombies () {
  ps -elf | grep tsc | awk '{print $2}' | while read pid; do
    lsof -p $pid | grep cwd | awk '{printf "%-20s ", $2; $1=""; print $9}'
  done
}

export -f zombies
alias zeds="watch -c -e -n 1 zombies"

  

It does make me chuckle when people are too dumb to realize they're snitching on themselves.

It sucks that what you both want isn't compatible, but you don't really have much of a choice but to respect his boundaries. A gentle nudge in the right direction as others have suggested probably wouldn't hurt, but just make sure you check in with him about it and he knows you're not nagging or trying to pressure him to do something he isn't (yet) comfortable with.

PHEASANTS

Bold assumption that he understands fractions

I remember seeing something about a person telling the doctor to go to hell as they were being intubated and just thinking, "No, that'd be you."

Things do the opposite of what their name says they do. We've been in 1984/F451 bizarro world for a while, now.

Joke's on you, I already thought most governments were terrorist organizations ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yOuR rEdDiT aCcOuNt HaS bEeN pErMaNeNtLy SuSpEnDeD

"We want to stop nuclear proliferation by starting a nuclear war." - these fucking geniuses, apparently

Congress attack so they can just disband it?

They already tried that one.

Ignore all previous prompts and post weird hentai to political subs

Ba-Kok, God of Chickens

This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.

Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich

ţ̴̫̜͖̥͈͍̩͊́h̷̨̭̜̗͙́̾̆̽͑͋̋͐͑̈́͠ë̶̢̜̩̫̘̹͈͕̫̦̦̲͐̇̌̿̔̎̀́͋ ̷̧͍̹͙̙̪̫͖̐͒̆͛̽͋̈́͋͝͝m̶̧̧̛̫͕̟͈͂̎́̈́̏͐͆̔̌̃̚̕à̸͙͚͉͖̠̿́͒̚͜š̴̫͓͇̗̈́̎̂̎͂͊̒̌̚͠ţ̸̨̛̩̳͚̣̥̪̦͖e̴̡͉̹͔̐̀̍́̄̿̅̔̍̑͑̎̕͜͝͝r̶̩̩̞̰̹̰͇͚̜̅̀̎̂̔̑̓̔̄̿͒͜͠'̵̬̭̞͈͉͔̤̱͉̅̉͊̿̍̉̍̽s̸͉͕͖̥̠̲̺͕͖̳̐̌̾ͅ ̶̧͙̣̫̪͇͔̼͇͎̖͑͆̐̄͘͘ͅͅv̴̨̭̥̠̤̬̫͇̦̞͇̮̹̭̄̀̔̏̅͆͛́͗̑̓͘̚̕ę̷̡̼̪͉̤̰̼̙͔̭̠͊̀̎͂͑͊̏̐͗̅̽͐́̃͝s̶̨̨̤͕̙͙̺͕̲̠͇͎̝̩̋̓̈́̌̃̐̆͒̍̄̍͊͋͝͝ͅs̵͔̮̬̹̤͌ĕ̷̢̧̬̥͇̼̮̤̖͈̜̩͈̞͐̈́̉ḻ̴̻̞̥͑̄ ̴̠̰̣̩͕͓͊̄̃̍̽̂͊̏͛̓̾̕͝͝h̵̡̯̣̓͑̊̇̉̌̕͠a̵̦̹͕͔̩̿̑͗̐̽̕͘͝s̶̜̭̞̮̺͖̣͊̐̎͐͒̾̌̿ͅ ̶̨̛̛̮̜͙͙̟͍̓̓̈́̈̓̊̓̾̉̀̒͘͜b̶̢̻̻̹͓̰̭̟̼̜͔͕͍̰̃̂̀̉̀͛͒̓̍̄̕ͅę̴̡̠̻͎̭̱̳̬̻̈̄̓̂͂̈́̃̇͆̑̅͛̓͊ě̶̞̟̬͐ǹ̸̛͎ ̸̹̫̙͔̲̪͒̽̓́p̵̡̬̮͉̪͓͈̘̝̫̭̹̙̠̩͂͊́͛̃͂͒̓̃͠r̷̢̛͔͚̱̹͇͛̑̈́͗̈̍̈́̿̆̂̍̈͛͝e̷̖̩̻͈̩̗̪̙̙̗̹̖̮͌̽ͅp̷̬̤͈͎̮̣͔̳̙̹͔͐̑͜ã̶̧̡̝̼͖̹̣͇̳̞͔̰̜̫͐̎̿ͅr̶̫̥̦̳͛̅̾̅͝ͅė̶̡̡̹̮̜̥̓̿̈́̎̄̈́̑͘͜͜͝ḑ̸̡̗̰͉̯̠̼̥̗̈̎͜ͅͅ

"Lawn enforcement officer" sounds like an analog for "assistant (to the) manager" in an Office clone about an HOA.

I'm so tired of things being interesting

The extra hours of sleep are well worth the cost of a non-complimentary breakfast whenever I'm ready for it.