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bigmonkey [they/them]
bigmonkey [they/them] @ bigmonkey @hexbear.net
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How would you save face if you got caught sniffing seats at work?

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  • Seppuku

    • dog rule

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  • Why does it have human ears

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Nurse joy please help, my onix has started saying racist things and getting really mad when he hears someone speak Spanish

    • pictu(rule)

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    • People who keep journals or diaries, do you hand write or type?

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  • Yes it's personally made and I'd say it took maybe 4-5 weeks before I was able to write as easily as I can normally but even before that it wasnt hard. You just have to write slower as you're learning. I started practicing it whenever I could. Even my grocery lists are written that way, lol

    • pictu(rule)

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    • People who keep journals or diaries, do you hand write or type?

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  • I hand write with a cipher. Even snoopers won't have a clue what I've written.

    • VolCel away team to transporter room 1.

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  • Oh man I am never one to criticize other people's tattoos, unless it's like a swastika or something, but the artist really did her dirty with this one. It's not even level and the letters are mismatched sizes!

    • I mean, alcohol is bad at its taste

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  • I was both of these as a teen and basically still am. I'm also a confirmed loser so this meme checks out!

    • Man who threatened Biden shot dead in FBI raid in Utah

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  • The messages continued as late as Tuesday, when he posted: "Perhaps Utah will become famous this week as the place a sniper took out Biden the Marxist."

    The world is lesser now that we have lost this great mind

    • Would you steal if theft was not a crime? Why or why not?

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  • I'll hire my own gang to murder Walmart's gang

    • Would you steal if theft was not a crime? Why or why not?

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  • I would never spend a single dollar at Walmart again if stealing was consequenceless

    • I love democracy

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  • No lie, I would pay double for tickets to terry crews snow white

    • If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

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  • Pepto bismol

    • Jesus?

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    • Absolutely delicious

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  • He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck's cat's name!!

    • Introvert tip #42

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  • Sorry I can't read this meme my phone's about to die I'll look later you never hear from me again