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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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Maybe he'll wear the purple heart that one guy handed him a few years ago.

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.

To be clear, you believe that my comment about the ruling being draconian is sincere in spite of the other replies here?

Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.

I'm willing to lower my standards for calling a Greek a dragon too. Not something I'd necessarily do in the courtroom but in the comments of a !mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world post, sure.

Not a massive leap on the how-fucked-are-we-ometer but the upward trend continues.

I'm willing to lower my standards for describing a ruling with synonyms for "draconian" when there's a dragon involved.

Now it all makes sense, dinosaurs (particularly the Brontosaurus) have a long-standing feud with dragons for stealing their thunder.

Kind of a harsh and severe way of dealing with it.

Intense.

Nah, just some lakes and things. Don't get me wrong, they're nice and all but Oklahoma's a landlocked state.

That works too, I included trains because I thought it sounded better as "tracks".

I went there once, it was OK.

How does one lose a monorail or train in the first place? All you have to do is follow their tracks.

Depends on who's on board and what I'm flying into.

Putting the "green" in evergreen headline.

The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.

My main goal is to blow up.

No.