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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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It's not mistaken, no.

If I wanted to read my e-mails out loud, I'd record that and attach the .mp3 file. There is almost never a reason to call me.

But then the new guy reads the incantation wrong so we get another dumb thing for real instead. Great job, Frank, this is why nobody likes you.

You don't give a murderer credit for not littering because they pick up their spent brass afterward. They've got other motivations.

“...I’m a Nazi”

-Elon Musk

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

Maybe they tried Scots too but accidentally trained it on an old version of the wikipedia from before that one kid's edits were deleted.

CrowSec, it's not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

"Given the reins" would be appropriate in this case. They're the straps used to direct a horse so it's used figuratively to say that someone is in control.

It's strange to see him say something that's probably true. I don't think he has any idea what was in that oath.

Almost missed the third one, very sneaky.

I'm sure he's busy issuing orders and preparing a response plan (to blame Joe Biden).

No, cat.

I've still got one hooked up to a machine that's old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it's been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I'm one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

This is still the dumb bullshit stage of things, parades are the sort of time-waste you expect to have to do once in a while. If it turns out to be a pretext and he tells them to keep marching across the Canadian border for US-similation, that's a different story. Long walk though so plenty of time to mull it over.

Maybe he'll wear the purple heart that one guy handed him a few years ago.

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.

To be clear, you believe that my comment about the ruling being draconian is sincere in spite of the other replies here?