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What do you call the first person with a new genetic mutation

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  • I propose "startling" if the mutation is enough to qualify as a new species. Sort of like the opposite of an endling and you get a fitting double meaning as a fun bonus.

    • Trump’s Epstein Problem

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  • Donfrey Trumpstein.

    • Trump announces novel plan to send weapons to Ukraine and gives Russia new deadline to make peace | CNN Politics

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  • Don't hold your breath for him to acknowledge the difference between his words and actions his other words, hypoxia causes brain damage and brain damage is a path to Republicanism.

    • One year after assassination attempt, MAGA reiterates "God spared Trump"

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  • Fucker thought he was Lee Harvey Oswald and forgot to double-tap before his head got turned into a rooftop Jackson Pollock. Unforgivable mistake.

    • Trump Cognitively Declines In Front Of The World During Meet With NATO Leader

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  • Probably blames Biden for the slow trickle of shit oozing down his leg too.

    • People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim?

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  • Lawyer.

    • If you had a huge slingshot, how much rubber band would you need to send a spaceship into space?

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  • The smart people have done their nerdy number-wizardry and said it's not going to work but if your huge slingshot was tall enough to reach into space, you could just put the spaceship on top and call it a day. How to get it there is an exercise for the reader.

    • Fuck it, more surrealposting.

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  • Reminds me of the 3D Maze screensaver.

    • Spiritual Safety Tip!

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  • I've got some bad news about the passage of time. You might want to sit down or firmly grip your walker for support.

    • Are there any wrap around sunglasses that don't make me look like a conservative dad?

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  • I don't see that lens option.

    • Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses

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  • Their war on facts continues.

    • Spiritual Safety Tip!

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  • More than a decade, I remember seeing it around 04 or 05.

    • Trump Thinks He Can Take Away Citizenship From Anyone He Doesn’t Like | The president is now musing about trying to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s birthright citizenship because he doesn’t like her

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  • Which is why that error in diction shows up so often.

    • Trump Thinks He Can Take Away Citizenship From Anyone He Doesn’t Like | The president is now musing about trying to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s birthright citizenship because he doesn’t like her

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  • No, reigns would be incorrect.

    • Yet Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye, Is The Earworm....

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    • Trump Thinks He Can Take Away Citizenship From Anyone He Doesn’t Like | The president is now musing about trying to revoke Rosie O'Donnell’s birthright citizenship because he doesn’t like her

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  • Couch fucker takes the reigns...

    Reins, not reigns. Common homophone error but the phrase comes from the name of the straps used to control a horse.

    • what happens when no alter of a plural system is in front and you can’t switch with anyone?

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  • Nothing.

    • Trump Official Behind Controversial Russia Decision Has Kremlin Ties

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  • Would be more of a shock to find a Trumpnik without Kremlin ties.

    • "Monotribe" would be a great name for a band or artist

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    • Some ICE agents are smarter than others, and are compiling data on their peers, which will be useful for plea deals after the regime falls.

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  • The shower where OP had this thought, presumably.

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