bermuda @ bermuda @beehaw.org

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Some of the tones felt like they were following the bassline in my opinion

i miss youtubehaiku

Theyre all kind of bad and rely mainly on shock humor to grab your attention. Think the GTA series but with more piss and shit jokes. You pee on people... Not exactly high brow. I thought the second one was fun though.

Yeah it's like if they were asking for recovering alcoholism problems in the beer community

I hated it during those summer months though. They had us on 30 minute shifts and by the end of it I felt like I was dying of exhaustion. Not a whole lot of shade in that parking lot.

how are they struggling so much with a mental health crisis that they can drive to the store, grab a cart, fill the cart with groceries, pay, take cart back to car to fill car with groceries but the line is drawn at putting the cart back where it's not blocking people?

And don't get me wrong, i agree cartnarcs people are weird and borderline harassing, but why is it some kind of mental health crisis that we're blaming instead of just plain old arrogance? Do you always just see people being assholes in public and chalk it up to an assumption that they're struggling mentally?

This line of thought it borderline concern trolling. Like, what?

True too. There's one guy at my apartment complex who drives a Ford F350 Super Duty. The monstrosity juts out like 1/4 of an entire parking space into the already tight road we have. Makes navigating into nearby spots a nightmare.

I agree with most everything you said. My store actually even allows us to use mopeds but man... not doing that with the way these roads are.

With the licenses, I actually kind of find it crazy how lax we are about them in the US. Like, I'm in Washington and we're kind of known for having the hardest test in the country, and all I did was parallel park, park on a hill, back around a corner, and park in a parking bay. That's it. And it's so easy in fact that you can fail all four of these sections and still pass as long as you're fine when driving to and from each section, with the way the points system is set up. You start at 100, each section is 5 points and you need 80 points left over to pass. Looking back on it now those things are definitely like some of my least worries on the road. It's nice that I can parallel park, but I think it was much better that I learned lane changing, you know?

I drive for my job, so like... daily. Lol. People do genuinely dangerously stupid things on the road and a lot just ignore it because of how dangerous driving already is. I think some of it can definitely be chalked up to honest mistakes but there have been many times I've seen a driver danger my own life, their own, or other people (or a combination of the three) out of what appeared to just be total and complete ignorance. I feel so incredibly lucky to have yet to be involved in a crash or to even witness one, but usually at least once a shift I do witness a close call that sometimes does involve me.

And I'm not much of an urban planner so I genuinely don't know what I can contribute to fix this, but so much of it seems to be an insane impatience and a treatment of driving as some kind of race. I see people hourly roll through stop signs, speed through red lights, ignore right-of-way in roundabouts, shove themselves into lanes, cut people off, etc. When I'm driving in my city's downtown I usually see drivers come within INCHES of pedestrians who are crossing the street just to get to the next red light 2 seconds faster. And people have this inherent obsession with speeding. It's like some kind of cult. If you don't speed they treat you like utter garbage. I've definitely driven on roads that felt 10 mph or 20 mph faster than the speed limit, but most of the time I feel like the speed limit like makes sense, you know? I speed due to the nature of my job (pizza delivery) but I usually only go 5 over at most. 9 times out of 10 though I get tailgated by some speed junkie who needs to go dangerously above the limit just to get to the red light 10 seconds faster.

And you know I've made mistakes too. I'm not perfect. I've rolled through stops, failed to signal, ran a few reds when I spaced out, etc. It's just shocking on the daily to see sheer ignorance to the rules of the road. At this point I'm almost numb to it. Just the other day I was driving to a store on my off time and witnessed somebody come within inches of a head-on collision because they creeped into the intersection to make a left turn (this happens every time I drive). The near-victim of this insane stupidity had some really quick reactions otherwise with that speed they might have hit me too. All I was thinking was that I wish I had my dashcam plugged in.

TL:DR: I drive a lot for my job. I deliver pizza. I am constantly shocked by the sheer stupidity on the road and it's probably from impatience and ignorance of speed limits. I witness people almost dying on a daily if not weekly basis. Just yesterday I almost got involved in a head-on collision by somebody who couldn't be bothered to wait behind the painted white line at a left turn.

Agree with point 2. My dad is WFH 2 days a week and my mom is WFH 4 days a week. Both regularly complain about having to convert part of the living space into the workspace, and the challenges that come with having those spaces always visible and always available.

It's funny too that SUVs and trucks also have themselves gotten bigger. I own an 11 year old SUV and I feel dwarfed on the road by every other new SUV I see. Trucks are insane too, some are so big they don't fit in regular parking spots. Compare that to older pickups with the same bed space that are smaller than some sedans.

This wasn't wholly your question but you might like to look into what NOT to do with LA Noire. Originally the game's dialogue options were labeled, "Coax," "Force," and "Lie." You play a 1940's police detective who has to solve crimes, so dialogue naturally comes up when you are interviewing witnesses or interrogating suspects. However, Rockstar as publisher made a shock change late in development where the devs had to change the options to "Truth," "Doubt," and "Lie." These options, however, don't actually quite fit with the actual dialogue of the game. Something I noticed a lot when I played the game was when I selected "Doubt," to theoretically doubt what I thought was an obvious logical error or a half-truth, phelps instead just started screaming at the top of his lungs about executing people. Or other times I'd select "Truth" because the witness wasn't lying but just being cautious with their words. It turns out that option was 'wrong' because I didn't force out the key info I needed.

It wasn't until I learned later on in my playthrough of this fatal publisher error that I instantly became way better at the game. Just had to switch around the words in my mind to what the original devs intended. Later releases of the game had "Truth" and "Doubt" changed to "Good cop" and "bad cop" but both of those also don't really fit too well. Phelps isn't always bad cop when forcing the truth, sometimes he's just yelling because the witness is an asshole.

The reason Lie was never changed is because when you select Lie, you're doubting their version and coming up with evidence to prove the contrary, like in Ace Attorney.

Just a little thing to keep in mind about dialogue options. Even though the words "Coax" and "Force" sound a little... advanced I guess, they still work way better mentally just because they actually describe the options. Truth and Doubt might help you reach a younger or less intelligent audience, but they don't work because they don't actually describe what the options give.

Honestly I gave up on Samsung a while ago. Not generally a fan of Google's business practices but I switched to a Pixel a year ago and it's already leagues better than any of the Samsung phones I used.

lemme tell you about a special gorilla from Cincinnati

Easy. That's Wales.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

"grass sure is grassy today"

I had to read some actual phrenologist papers from the late 1800s/early 1900s for a college class I took on racism and wow it is some WILD shit. Like the base level is the skull measurements but a lot of those crackpots tried to rope in literally every academic and religious subject they could.

Also fun fact the guy who my university department was originally named after believed that black people weren't just unintelligent but that melanin made your skull a different shape which also made you less intelligent. It was only found out after some of his diaries were sold at auction. School was named after him for like 70 years.

what do prairie people think about

now where do they like to sit on the universal serial bus