beebarfbadger @ beebarfbadger @lemmy.world

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"I see you still have like eight hours each day you could sacrifice to your employers, what's your excuse there?"

"That's when I eat and sleep."

"Ah, so greed and laziness. I see."

Yeah, sure, but you see, it's all THE LIBRULS' FAULT, so you basically MUST go to war to show 'em.

1. Punish the enemy for all the things I blame them for
2. ???
3. Profit!

Yeah, once you've given the app permission to snoop out all your data, they have what they came for and don't need you to keep it any longer.

His main issue was that other people did not revere him as a god and consider everybody who is not 100% loyal to him their mortal enemy.

"Doing it for exposure patriotism."

You won't find anybody else who does it for $5.

Have you tried alcohol? That seems to be the popular approach.

"We don't wanna be in the EU anymore!"

"Okay, then you'll be treated like people who aren't in the EU anymore."

"No, wait..."

OH YEAH? BUT HOW IS HE GONNA PROFIT FROM BREAKING THE LAW THEN, HUH? Haven't considered that, have ya?

"My profits from fencing your wallet could not exist if stealing your wallet were punished."

"Ah, you're right, how silly of me, carry on."

No need, I've been hearing that it's good when they get all the money shoved at them BECAUSE, and hear me out now, they may or may not choose to maybe trickle some of the wealth they don't obsessively hoard or burn on pleasure trips into space back onto the population.

They're bound to start doing that aaaaaany decade now...

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! I am clearly loudly screaming about the children, so anybody who is against me with their logic or reasoning or well-founded objections must then obviously be AGAINST the children because these are the only two (2) options that exist. So you better shut up and take whatever abuse I can dish out because you don't wanna look like a terrorist! Or a pedophile? I forget what boogeyman we're currently using as an excuse to get people to agree to taking away their rights.

"Precedential Immulity!"

His nationality is money.

The artists whose stuff was stolen with the intent to profit from replacing their labour with the click of a button.

What's a little treason among co-conspirators, eh?

Supply Side Jesus is on the rise.

"Ceci n'est pas un pope."

Well, technically the church itself already has a collection of texts that unequivocally damn behaviours such as shown by Trump. It's called the Bible or something like that, i believe.

Okay, sure, buuut... what if his name is Donald Trump and he REEEEEALLY wants to?