balls_expert @ balls_expert @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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The correct analogy is you have passengers, two pilots, and the pilots's boss. The passengers paid for a ticket to Memphis and the boss insists that the plane will be going to New York because of fuel levels. A passenger is also a pilot and says there is no reason why we would not have enough fuel. The boss labels him a dsngerous extremist who is putting all of us in this plane in danger. Another passenger found a ticket in the boss's name for New York for an hour ago in another plane. The actual pilots are saying something but no one is listening.

What you gonna repair it for? It's not like it's gonna work

Damn we don't see them on blahaj :<

Hmmm.

Well it is infinitely easier to get man dick.

My man is discovering the concept of sharing information through communication

Germany is still going to use the same amount of coal whether this runs or not, they'd just import it from another country or have another mine go faster if there's one that still can

The way to reduce coal is to increase low carbon sources of energy and to reduce consumption

Literally go ahead and name one

If you've ever worked in IT with attorneys you'd know better

But go ahead, tell me one name of a "legal tool" that can parse 2TB. Actually name any single one. Go ahead. Biggest one starts with an E.

It's unusual to see more than 3 weeks where I've worked too but it's more so because of people's travel habits and not wanting to be out of vacation days the rest of the year

I'd get shock and a comment but yeah it could go through

Places I've been to follow the 2-1 rule, try to ask two days in advance for 1 day off

More than a terabyte of documents.

You're not talking about a second chance you're talking about not having a single chance

Stop being unreasonable and start realizing that parsing, or even receiving and storing 2 terabytes of documents is beyond a lawyer's technological abilities. There is no world in which 2tb of documents are needed for these discoveries.

Also how do you make sure you haven't missed something?

Because If it's in the discovery, you're compliant. You can hide what you don't want them to find next to stock_market_fluctuations_2022-10-05T05.55.to.06.00_xmv.csv down 14 folders in google drive

So no, not fair

Just for an idea of what 2tb feels like, if you read the bytes sequentially to do a single string search, the most performant algorithms go about a speed of 10GB/s. That is 3.3 minutes and you're not even case insensitive still

Having to create .desktop files in god knows where for me to be able to right click -> "open with" my program of choice sure pushed me away

I don't even know what they were thinking not letting you beowse for any executable file on disk

You get 5 weeks usually

That is insane. I didn't expect the government's attorneys to textbook abuse the discovery process

How about some good faith from the fucking government

Maybe everyone is entitled to a fucking fair trial? How about that one?

Jesus christ some people

I wish implicit returns could be turned into an error in the configs of a project. It was impopular at the time and probably still is outside of Rust, it permeated through every control structure because of how the language is designed, but the worst part is how unnecessary it was

It would've cost nothing not to do it

It would've made no one upset

Now Rust is the only language to do what it does - and it has this shit in it

The death penalty can apply in cases deemed "aggravated", which include repeat offences, gay sex that transmits terminal illness, or same-sex intercourse with a minor, an elderly person or a person with disabilities.

According to a charge sheet seen by Reuters, the defendant was charged on Aug. 18 with aggravated homosexuality after he "performed unlawful sexual intercourse" with a 41-year-old man. It did not specify why the act was considered aggravated.

Yeah I'm dead as fuck there

o lawd he nifflin

Stick a spoon to the magnet and check if the cat can pull away from it

Then also make sure the magnet isn't stronger than the cat's weight

And boom you have an automatic metal grabbing cat that brings you riches

How the hell did you put 3 effects