balls_expert @ balls_expert @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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I'd never bother changing whatever default font the editor comes with and I don't understand why anyone would care to

Oh no

Have another

look at this dumb idiot

No, no, I'm pretty amazing

My experience is in line with @TJmCAwesome@feddit.nu

Maybe you have a case of the main character syndrome or some social anxiety yourself

hm yes it's been a long time since i've been passed the kot

dystopia is when no free stuff :(

even more humiliating to get girlbossed by the raft that way

It was an announcement in class by the teachers

I got called "chicken curry" for years

I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn't paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before

When I was 12 learning C from a programmer friend

"This is too complicated"

"Why does it matter if it's complicated?"

Yeah actually, I don't have a reason to feel threatened by complicated things. There is no cost to tiring your brain, no cost to doing something tedious

Holy shit the orange pill is spreading and working

Bruh you're not even religious I literally had nothing to say to you from the get go

Then I'm talking about what the 1st guy was doing

It's a book written at a moment in history when people believed thunder was god's anger, and you're trying to pick it apart to find out what is God's message and what is some guy's creative writing

How stupid would modern people look if we died and found out god does indeed want us to stone people for adultery and that "those who are free of sin throw the first stone" part was just a scribe's personal moral belief

There's no way to interpret, discard, or contextualize this book properly. There is no telling that god's ways aren't literally those in the ancient testament where you're supposed to leave your raped daughter to die on your doorstep

You do realize people have the ability to not act upon every urge right

So who cares? You've got a brain for a reason

i just be loving balls :(

God I forgot I was named that

5.6 watts a second is 5.6 joules which would, if entirely directed at your nuts, heat the equivalent mass in water to your ballsack by 0.20°C

I've done worse temperature changes to ballsacks by putting them in my mouth you'll be fineeeee