baldingpudenda @ baldingpudenda @lemmy.world

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I think you mean rolled back and forth seductively

I'm sure there's a clause in the prenup or whatever that clearly states he gets one attempt at sex a year. If he gets or doesn't get hard, orgasms, or actually puts it in doesn't matter. Probably had having a kid in there as well.

Me coming after doing some gardening and drenched in sweat:

It had been so long since I'd seen his real face that I didn't know how it actually looked like anymore. I saw a clip of him a few days ago and thought 'oh, they aren't changing it that much'

cunning use of flag

Is that why NOAA keeps sending planes into hurricanes? To make them stronger? Katrina was an INSIDE JOB!

And about two gulps left in the drink. Is it coke? Diet coke.

You must look deep within yourself and ask, "Am I strong enough to follow in Saint Luigi's footsteps?

I looked up a 20 inch box fan on Amazon and it was rated for 67 watts. I ran it almost 24 hrs a day(kids loved to mess with it) and didn't notice it on my bill.

I got MERV 13 filters to help with my kids allergies. Inside the house, perfectly fine, but once outside it's sneezing and runny noses. It's amazing.

Super burrito

Your high is lower than my low 😭

Can you adopt me? I'll sleep in a closet.

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

I think it was when we got to toxic metals and radioactive elements that chemists where forced to stop tasting their discoveries.

I hope it went: Safety person: Hey! Stop tasting any elements or new molecules. It's been getting people severely sick or killed!

Chemist: "Ugh, fine, but ima bitch about it the whole time"

Sure you are trump, sure you are.

Wear all the gear! Basically modern day armor.

Reinforced knuckles and boots for your self defense.

For making a port? A succulent Japanese port of a 30 year old game? Unhand me, sir!

Are you not photosynthesizing through your asshole?

Ive lost 4 kgs in a month and I'm feeling better than I ever! Can you believe I'm only 26?

The iran war gonna be called "never gonna pull out"

It's OK, you don't have to explain yourself to us.