baggachipz @ baggachipz @sh.itjust.works

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Seems like the games are being manipulated. Seems a little glitchy with some weird calls being made these days.

Whenever I say this, people think I’m insane. “You think this is all rigged!?” they say. Not rigged per se, but the nfl as a whole has a huge financial incentive to have their large market teams and star personalities on the biggest stage. They craft a narrative and would prefer it to play out that way. I’m not suggesting it’s professional wrestling, but I have a strong hunch that officials are “indirectly” incentivized to put their thumb on the scale. The players are real, the sport is real, but the league will absolutely nudge things in their direction. The Kelce/Swift show being the biggest recent example; viewership went way up and a lot of people took that to the bank. It all just fit together too well.

Look at that tiny little euro cup. McDonald’s cup in the US barely fits through the open window at the drive-thru

Something something AI

Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

The population simultaneously needs and resents the warlocks

Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button

Needs more jpg

wat

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

They’re called MBAs and they’re a cancer on society.

What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.

I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.

Yeah but my joke..

Since they’ll be behind the Switch 2 by one version number, they’re going to call this console the “Xbox Go 360”.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢

He’d be a hero who got fucked by tariffs. Instead he’s a villain who got fucked by tariffs.

In an alternate universe where the world is logical, insurrections are terrorism and firebombing teslas is patriotism.

I used to do that, but I’m wondering if that was part of me developing my current condition.

I’m picturing that Pablo Escobar Narcos meme

It’s such a tragedy. I’ve gone from fanboy who watches every single launch to “meh”.

The nazis essentially created our first space program, looks like it’s happening again.