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One of the Dreamliners That Gave a Boeing Manager Nightmares Just Crashed

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  • Introducing Space X expedited flights from Florida to anywhere in the world... Remote pickup not included in conflict regions.

    • Matrix.org is Introducing Premium Accounts

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  • For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

    • Is Google about to destroy the web?

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  • I literally just tasted this at Costco...you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies... It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I'm gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

    Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

    • Officials cancel all "No Kings" events in Minnesota following shootings of Rep. Hortman, Sen. Hoffman

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  • Yup protests have no head to kill. So try as they may this will continue until we are sure no nazis are inside our political system.

    • Running rewires your brain cells—igniting memory-saving genes against alzheimer’s

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  • Don't forget to run?

    • Minnesota politician shot and killed, another injured in "targeted political violence"

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    • YouTube rolls out more unskippable ads that make viewers wait even longer to watch videos - Dexerto

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  • Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.

    • In This Knife’s Edge Authoritarian Moment, Say “No Kings” to President Trump

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  • The parade!!! I haven't heard anything about it so far. I hope its just the fools walking and the orange man looking at the. Imagine doing that yourself.... OK kids and wife, walk in front of me sitting here. But go get stuff and carry it!...a kitchen knife, a battery operated drill, now comes my son...watch him hold the broom! The broom is used for sweeping...oh yes sweeping is very important! In the background, your favorite smashmouth...somebody once told me...

    • Trump is deeply obsessed with US history – but he has learned all the wrong lessons from it

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  • Hey, what about pyramids? We could as our citizens to build huge beautiful pyramids!

    • 'We're done with Teams': German state hits uninstall on Microsoft

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  • We're setting things up for you... This will take a few seconds, Minutes. We're almost there.... Hours. Seconds! Days, 5 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds exactly, 15 days, 20 seconds. It's done. Oh yeah all your well organized windows are gone! But Here's a bunch of apps we can automatically open! And some random apps that we can open, would you like to restore these twenty files? We're pretty sure they are not old copies so you won't overwrite accidentally something important. Oh and here's our new browser! We are calling it.....wait for it....Edge New, Not Explorer XP2000!..... Login to it, Here's what's new! Say anything, do anything, smell humanly and our AI will use that data to show you what to purchase next!

    • TIL there's a dollar store equivalent in the UK called "Poundland"

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  • I just woke up and I will have a very good day all thanks to you! I will dream of this moment, this feeling of accomplishment!

    • One of the Dreamliners That Gave a Boeing Manager Nightmares Just Crashed

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  • Only sometimes! And the door goes pop! Too!

    • Court Hands Trump Huge Blow in E. Jean Carroll Sex Abuse Case

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  • A rapist is a rapist is a rapist?

    • Hegseth says the Pentagon has contingency plans to invade Greenland if necessary

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  • Oh its HPV! Dudes, get your vaccine before they stop making it!

    • Hegseth says the Pentagon has contingency plans to invade Greenland if necessary

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  • Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. To me it looks like stuff sticking out of his lip I've seen it before. A manager at a previously loved company used to have one. More like this:

    • TIL there's a dollar store equivalent in the UK called "Poundland"

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  • Man, Europeans are so sexually mature.

    • In This Knife’s Edge Authoritarian Moment, Say “No Kings” to President Trump

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  • It would be funny if absolutely no one shows up. It would be just stupids walking for stupids while stupids watch.

    • Florida sheriff warns protesters ahead of nationwide rallies: ‘We will kill you dead’

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  • Not if every single person comes out and the mass is so huge that they instill fear into the assholes trying to cause trouble.

    • Hegseth says the Pentagon has contingency plans to invade Greenland if necessary

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  • What is that stuff on his lips? Looks like pointy pimples. Is it an STD?

    • Calls grow for Kristi Noem to resign in the wake of Padilla incident

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  • Whoever plays me next is definitely going to look like me. Herr's my cat played by Rufus Purrizon: