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AI will be shocked when it learns we all have 7 legs and we've been hiding the fact from all recording devices for so many years.

4, 3, 2, 1... Reverse! We have reverse!... And we're turning... Putting it on D....hit the gas pedal... All systems nominal! The vehicle is gaining speed at 25mph. Entering the 5north at 45mph in climbing... 65! We have reached max Q...honey tell the kids what max Q means....kids, maxQ is when the vehicle sees maximum hydrodynamic pressure.

Trying to avoid MECO at all costs until we park.

Better start investigating crazy conservative nut jobs?

Oh that will probably help a lot!

Papa John's! Alright!

That amount of people reminds me of the Mexican independence parades done in Mexico yearly. Usually those parades have much more people density.

King 5 in Seattle is like KUSI in SanDiego. Just a bunch of racists acting borderline racist but not enough to be called racists.

That's what righteous men do while been righteous.

I hope someone took a photo. $46million is a lot of our tax payer money to go to waste like that.

LOL.

Hopefully they don't forget the menu. McDonald's cheesebrgrs and Trump stakes. Sure its not vegan.

Yes exactly. I'm just saying that oys definitely not American because here the mom is a criminal if you die before birth. Afterwards, who cares.

A green check!!!! Wow! Sign me up baby!

Yeah in the US they prefer more economic units of the right skin color to be born.

Recipe:
Fuck....no baby?...
Fuck again..
Fuck some more....
Baby!.....OK you're on your own!
Baby is now 5 years old.... Go to jail! Baby is now 18.. Shot accidentally.... Oops we were looking for another guy...oops we didn't have a warrant and the guy was sleeping but he came at us when he suddenly woke up... Oops brown....oops black.....oops Asian oops Indian... Not worth as a human anyway.... Blah blah blah cops.

Such is America now.

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For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

I literally just tasted this at Costco...you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies... It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I'm gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

Yup protests have no head to kill. So try as they may this will continue until we are sure no nazis are inside our political system.

Don't forget to run?