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Please do announce this louder. I'm getting used to being in public places, going to work and having family members. Reality is that I need a Chinese murder drone chasing me all day long.

我想去密歇根，但我的行李被送到了米却肯州

On your teens maybe a couple of times. When you're 20 you'll notice those things and have this passing "oh, I see" moment. On your 30's you'll experience that often. On your 40's you want it to slow the fuck down. You'll probably tell someone to wash their face or brush their teeth a lot.

First of all I did not shave that particular extremity. I don't know who's it is. I'm assuming its a leg.

OK, I'm waiting for this movie. Go on, draw stuff. I'll wait right here. Could the good guy be Jacky Chan please?

Its Roundup. If you're consuming stuff treated with Roundup you could end up with a contact allergy or cancer.

Don't tell her its a sphere.....it's for her own sanity.

Maybe someone had Berylia roof or floor tiles.

When you're famous they let you do it. You can steal trophies and medals! Mario steals gold coins, I rest my case.

The company I work for just placed a big order for stuff from EU and Canada last week as we do every few months for stuff to put together as new products. So this time when the parts come in we're going to be screwed. The pile of orange just ate all our profit. I don't understand what he though would happen. We can't use us parts because that eats our profit... Pay for everyone who works there plus the various electric, gas, rent, equipment etc maintenance.

Yup. Something in there reactivates my allergy.

Except I'm allergic thanks to the pesticides used here.

Which I will never use, thank you very much.

All blodied up? Or still useful? I'll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.

It comes with three monkeys inside for redundancy:

Isn't that blocked in most cities? CornFog.com the best corn still allowed.

Doggie corn BDSN CP DCP Reverse Corngirl And cornalinguis.

All their videos are extremely unique.... Guy visits girl in an unimaginably huge number of ways, yada yada yada, they're having corn. Yeah! Right there. They're just doing it! C'mon Jerry! They don't care if we watch. No they don't! Its just corn! Who are these people!

Crud, I got dementia just from listening to that , whatever the heck that was....that's it, in tariffing you all reading! You now owe me 50% up votes every time you, and you know I'm right. I'm right, I'm right. Well if I was left....where? Where would someone leave me at If was left? Right? No, that's what I'm saying, 50%. Here on. That's right baby! That's right.

Whait, whoat whas the kuestion?

Squirtology has come a long way. Yes, the old squirt applications such as that of seamen are still just as relevant today as they were on the first squirting event. Now we squirt all sorts of things for fun and profit!

And now its on your balls. That's the tragedy.

Natural communism. All ended up in jail thank God.