aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world

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Tune in next week for part 2 of the US-Iran war: “And Find Out.”

anxious borf

Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That'll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?

What was I doing in 1995?

I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.

What would I do now?

Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.

“Did you get all that?”

[Yes.]
[No.]◃

Consider this my Hallmark of resignation.

“Sort by number of issues sold.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqW5upASa-8

“And that’s how I met my FBI officer.”

“No backsies!”

When I was six I fell asleep with my head on a pile of Hotwheels.

Now I have to spend ten minutes beating an expensive pillow into just the right shape.

synth montage music

That joke had to come from a femur dream.

The Katy Freeway isn’t that bad, but dammit it’s TRYING!

I still think Kart 64 is one of the best of the series, but I don’t get the prejudice against ghosts. :)

what kind of punk doesn't repel

The kind that are afraid of heights.

“I mean, I do love lamps… BUT NOT BECAUSE I’M A MOTH!”

This is worse than the iOS 7 betas.

”Starships erupt,
Kids grow up fucked,

clap, clap, clap, clap

Deep in the shart of Texas!”