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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world
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Maybe folk would be more accurate, but it'd also be less funny

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  • Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

    • Retirees 'stunned' as market turmoil over tariffs shrinks their 401(k)s

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  • Gosh darn it!

    • Browsing by "New"

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  • Possibly all three.

    • At this point I think I would

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  • You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

    • US tourist arrested for landing on forbidden Indian tribal island

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  • Imagine having no knowledge of the outside world, then you stumble upon a ghost saying, “But first I wanna thank my sponsor; Raid: Shadow Legends!”

    • TIL that Fort Bragg isn't named after a Confederate general anymore. It's named after a private from WWII who's claim to fame is having the same last name as a Confederate general.

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  • Bragging rights.

    • Safe travels...

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  • Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

    • Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my

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  • ”Sometimes you’re better off dead,
    there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head.
    You think you’re mad, too unstable,
    kicking in chairs and knocking down tables…”

    • Say when

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  • The restaurant scene in Goodfellas, but it's just a normal day at Olive Garden and nothing bad happens.

    • Always explains so much

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  • “How could you forget about something like a period?”

    And then I’m taken completely by surprise every spring when I remember I have terrible allergies.

    • Star Wars episdoe 3 summed up

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  • And the seat. He got the seat.

    • Boss Battle

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  • KING ME

    • If you're still on Reddit...

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  • If you’re still online…

    • Natural bidet

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  • Everyone needs a good fisting from Poseidon at least once.

    • Prince Andrew’s accuser Virginia Giuffre given ‘four days to live’ after horror crash

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  • I dunno. Growing up in the 1980s, my school bus drivers did stuff that should have landed them in prison.

    • Hamster

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  • Me and my brother had a trio of gerbils. One of them died from depression. He was in the same cage as the others, he was treated with love like the others, he just stopped eating and died.

    The other two didn’t give a single fuck.

    • Gotta stay on brand!

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  • “That boy is a straight-shooter with middle management written all over him.”

    • It kept me up at night. Lol

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  • What about the R.O.U.S.?

    • I may need to upsize from my TKL

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  • That’s a surfboard.

    • That's impossible

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  • Brace yourselves, next year Rogue One turns 10.