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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world
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A Windows 11 update revealed a 2-decade old bug in GTA: San Andreas that yeets CJ at '1.087 quadrillion light years' into the stratosphere

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  • Me reading the title and realizing the word “yeet” didn’t exist when this bug manifested.

    • People have 2 friends? Blimey that's a lot

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  • Then you absolutely need a group chat for both of them to get acquainted so they can hate the experience and individually ghost you as a result.

    • They're already abducting people in broad daylight

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  • Beat me to it.

    ICE agents wish they were that intelligent and suave.

    • Oh no...

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  • “And what’s that at the mouth of the bridge but not the can I kicked down the road.”

    • Oh this is sincere? Weird

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  • “Unfunny. When did this community turn to shit?”

    “Sir, this is c/worldnews.”

    • sleeping with the filet-o-fishes

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  • David Harbor would be so good as The Burger King.

    • sleeping with the filet-o-fishes

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  • “On our way to have a little chat with Jack.”

    • Hard agree

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  • You were not being micromanaged, and you were not sitting in a soulless, fluorescent cubicle next to 50 other drones being forced to do the same.

    The environment and how workers are treated is just as much to blame as the total hours worked per week. Possibly more so.

    I am a contract educator. Before COVID I was practically working sunup to sundown every single day of the week barring national holidays and I loved it. Because I am my own boss, it involves lots of travel, and I get to play with kids all day.

    • TIL about dating

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  • The Kanto region of Japan today was 20 and cloudy with a light breeze.

    Depends on where you are.

    • Volkswagen has overtaken Tesla as Europe's top EV seller

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  • “What a tweest!”

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • TIL Moscow’s freeway system looks exactly like Houston Texas.

    • Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say

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    • We do a little shopping

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    • Go read THE POWER FANTASY by Kieron Gillen

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  • That last one is just Daredevil.

    • Life lessons.

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  • “Be grateful that you have a seat on the council at all.”

    • First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus

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  • This is the dumbest thing I’m going to upvote today.

    • Scam artist and the elixir of immortality

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  • Keanu Reeves has been tracking him for centuries.

    • floats away in disgust

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  • bu dum (no pish)

    • Living the dream

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  • Liam Neeson: “I told you I’d find you.”

    • What Could Go Wrong? App to help parents find childcare on demand

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  • That’s a horrifying thought. Link to the post?