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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world
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This can get you arrested in France.

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  • If there is a just and loving god, yes!

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • To quote Chicken Run,

    “In the event of an emergency, place your head between your legs-“

    “And kiss your butt goodbye.”

    • Legend

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  • “Needless to say, Nigel, the entire club was in an uproar!”

    “Good heavens, Charles, you have such riveting experiences.”

    • Front is back.

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  • My grandparents’ house was built this way. The front door was facing the street and connected to a family room that they never used, while the back door was facing the carport and connected to a sitting room that they were always sitting in. So the back door was regarded as the front door, even by the neighbors.

    Even they were surprised when someone rang the front doorbell.

    • It's for you, boy

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  • I don’t care how old this one is, I always smile when I see it.

    • Too pretty to eat

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  • This meme only works when it is something disgusting. This looks amazing.

    • this post is just 42kib

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  • We listened to music as 41kB RealAudio files that sounded like the song was underwater, which was the style at the time.

    • Drugs are a hellova drug.

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    • Every week has WTF in it (MTWTFSS)

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  • My tits! What the fuck? So stupid…

    • greetings, gumshoe.

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  • That one time she stole the Bermuda Triangle.

    • Which are you?

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  • Gonna say 3.

    • Tesla driver charged in California attacks arrested again for road rage in Hawaii

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  • How the fuck did he drive all the way to Hawaii??

    • I’m drowning and I don’t know where else to go.

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  • Are they actually the mob, or are they just putting up a front?

    In Japan the NHK, the country’s public broadcast service, resorts to mob tactics to get people to pay their “required donations.”

    Every time they talk to me I just act like a wall. They can’t actually do anything to me, no matter what they say.

    • I’m drowning and I don’t know where else to go.

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  • Debt collectors are not the mob (sort of), they’re not after you because you hurt their feelings.

    Ask them straight up what the minimum amount you can pay to keep them off your back is, and move rivers and mountains to make those small payments. Pay more whenever you get the opportunity to. They just want you to pay SOMETHING.

    Instead of your debts wearing you down, wear down your debts. Little by little. A drop of water can cut a boulder in half just by being persistent.

    • I’m drowning and I don’t know where else to go.

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  • If you drink, smoke, buy lotto tickets… consider every vice you have a direct threat to your life now.

    • Can you take the dust away?

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  • Is it bad that I know that in the source of this image he is listening to Puddle of Mudd?

    • 28 years later, Lego Island's lost source code has been rediscovered – but the fans who spent nearly two years painstakingly decompiling it by hand "can't have it"

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  • We’ll get there eventually, brick by brick.

    • New FEMA head says he will "run right over" staff who resist his changes

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  • That seems mildly anti-FEMA.

    • Hungy

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  • I assume it has the same voice as Pepe the Shrimp.

    • Cue fire in 3... 2... 1...

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  • Oops, the escort quest was still inside.

    MISSION FAILED