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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world
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Choose your enemies wisely

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  • If crosswalk lights told me to walk and don’t walk at the same, I’d look just as confused, too.

    • After hours

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  • My favorite is the tweet that goes kind of like:

    “My body is a temple, but it’s a Southeast Asian temple covered in monkey shit.”

    • 'Now The War Has Reached Us Too,' Russians Far From Ukraine Say After Drone Attacks

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  • Famously, but the truth is it’s a human trait.

    • [full episode of screaming into the sky and internal monologuing ensues]

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  • Somehow you managed to make Jessie even hotter.

    • Don't think I will ever attend that class

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  • Jay Leno reading headlines

    “Psychic hit by a train. … … …You’d think she would have seen that coming.”

    • cap'n

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  • Life was better in the ‘90s.

    • After hours

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  • The temple is closed.

    We looting this temple then razing it to the ground.

    • The Faculty, any day

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  • Lost in Space

    • The future sucks

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  • Satan: “Alright, let’s all calm down for just a moment.”

    • Day 320 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games l've been playing

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  • Coming along nicely.

    • Security

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  • Ah yes, Bechtel Security. Very difficult to break, but not widely adopted.

    • Congratulations, homosexual!

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  • JK Simmons would do this press release proud.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Trying… fucking trying…

    • Congratulations, homosexual!

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  • “And then, there will be cake.”

    • The life cycle of a meme

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  • Same here.

    • Running monkey

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  • This guy’s got places to be.

    • Down with the flu

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  • Shows like The Price is Right and Wheel of Fortune are understood across generations.

    But I also grew up watching late 1980s obscurity like Scrabble, Supermarket Sweep, and Press Your Luck.

    “NO WHAMMY!”

    • The solution to many problems

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  • When he sees that nicotine feller, he’s going to shoot him right between the eyes.

    • Its that time of year again.

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  • I miss seeing that little guy every day reading computer magazines in the 1990s.

    • Explosions caused 2 bridges in western Russia to collapse, officials say. 7 people were killed

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  • In the back of the head.

    Those bridges obviously committed suicide.