(Context: he plays just about every single clone trooper in animated Star Wars, and some other extras. Which means several dozen different character, many with audibly distinct voices.)
I have never in my life been presented with a scenario such as a child tripping over a bench and thought that the bench was in the wrong place.
Kids are ALWAYS in the wrong place, and usually at the wrong speed.
Literally today, my son (3) walked face-first into a freestanding sign. He meant to walk down a hallway to where I was, but instead headbutted a large sign about his height that was flush against a wall. It was not away from the wall, it was not overhanging the hallway at all. Nevertheless, he got distracted well enough to try and walk through it and then looked genuinely confused as to why the sign was even there.
Kids will never experience being stared at by people sitting on their porches while slow-driving through a seedy neighborhood because you read the map upside down.
Mr. Walks Upright