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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemm.ee
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  • Lion King may be popular, but it was not the only nude performance of Hamlet.

    • Robert was not invited to Jean-Luc's Christmas dinner in the Nexus

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  • You ass. I had to check to make sure Picardo was still alive!

    Don't scare me like that. :)

    • medieval skyscrapers

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  • The Age of Empires sequel I always wanted.

    • Peace in the Middle East ✌

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  • "In the name of the crescent moon, I will punish you!"

    • So what made you want to become a security officer?

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  • Picard: "I'm conflicted about shooting flag officers, even though they're already dead and just being controlled by hostile alien creatures."

    Riker, loading another power cell into his phaser: "Shame!"

    • 'Shock after shock': A visit to China's secret biolab in California

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  • I don't know what the actual number is, but I'll bet the amount of people still unknowingly paying for America Online dial-up service is shocking.

    • But he has a plan

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  • Wife: "We're picking up our son from kindergarten."

    • Yum..

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  • "You don't want to eat me. I'm mostly gristle!"

    • Only Surak Can Judge Me

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  • "Only Surak can judge me."

    I'm going to start saying this during arguments.

    • Lost in space no more: missing tomato found in space station after eight months

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  • Rogue tomato brought to heel by NASA.

    "Not on our watch.", the space agency said.

    • Until next time

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  • That smile startled me.

    • Teal'c, his eyes uncovered

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  • O'Neill in the commissary, his Happy Meal short three fries.

    • How are they tracking us?

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  • Picard: "Robert, how's the family?"

    Robert: "Jean Luc, do you know what the Ferangi Commerce Authority is?"

    Picard: "...I do."

    Robert: "They've been asking me about the warranty on my starship for a month now. I don't even own a god-damned starship, Jean Luc!"

    • Can't outsmart your teacher

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  • Student: "They're good memes."

    • The safest way to travel

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  • McCoy: "Who's holding up the damn elevator?"

    • MFW I just saved the universe for the 11th time and no one bothered to thank me

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  • When you find a Romulan Warbird hiding in the Neutral Zone and they condemn you for being in the Neutral Zone.

    • Can't outsmart your teacher

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  • Teacher: "I know you're sexting!"

    Student: "Dude, I'm just upvoting memes."

    • Grandfathered YouTube Premium users will see price increase in January

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  • That's not what Grandfathered means. Basically, original subscribers are being forced onto a new contract.

    • Forget it. Daystrom Station is impenetrable.

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  • They accidentally made a fun TOS episode. I wanted the whole series to be like that.

    • The DS9 group text

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  • crosses arms while staring seductively