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US Osprey aircraft crashes off coast of Japan with eight on board | CNN

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  • Helicopters are very safe. These things appear to be death traps.

    • US Osprey aircraft crashes off coast of Japan with eight on board | CNN

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  • This shit again?

    Why does it feel like the US Military has more Osprey incidents than there are car crashes involving Honda Civics?

    These things make the Comanche attack helicopter look like proven technology.

    • Today is not a good day to push the cart

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  • Damn, three squeaky wheels? I'll just carry everything.

    • Is this right? Not a Star Trek fan.

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  • The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

    • Is this right? Not a Star Trek fan.

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  • Avery Brooks will probably never agree to play Sisko again. But Samuel L. Jackson might.

    It could happen. IT COULD HAPPEN!

    • You're either in or you're out, right now.

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  • Pull a Nutty Professor and just have Jeffrey Combs play everyone. Including the women.

    • You're either in or you're out, right now.

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  • Don't insult the cast of Deep Space Nine like that. The correct answer is Ocean's 11 or 13.

    • Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want.

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  • "Glory to you... and your LOLLIPOP GUILD!"

    • Incident in the parking lot

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  • I know this is serious but I can't help but hear cartoon bonk noises every time I watch the video.

    • Yet they immediately forgot again

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  • "Inertial dampeners have failed."

    Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

    If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become "chunky salsa." (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

    • Yet they immediately forgot again

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  • The reason is because the engines produce this material as a waste product. So instead of venting it into space it's processed and funneled back through the ship to power everything from lights to equipment.

    Very efficient and very VERY dangerous. Many Vulcans retired from the VSA because Humans pulled shit like this.

    • Yet they immediately forgot again

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    • It's all in the trim

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  • Riker, over comms: "'Sup, stupid."

    Thomas: "I'm closing the channel."

    Riker: "How would like to make some extra scratch and keep my Imzadi company for a few weeks?"

    Thomas: "...I'm listening."

    • She Really Wanted a PS5 but Didn’t Have the Money

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  • Right behind her, David Shwimmer with five cases of beer.

    • Thai groom goes on gun rampage at own wedding killing four including bride

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  • Good title for a trashy murder novel:

    Cold Feet & Hot Lead

    • The M is for Monk

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  • Right in the McRibs!

    • It's all in the trim

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  • With beard: Stalwart ship's Captain

    Without beard: Al Gore (before beard)

    • It's all in the trim

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    • Forget Elf on the Shelf. It's...

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  • Constable irresponsible.

    • — Mrs. McMurray

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  • Captain Seinfeld: "It's like she has two faces!"

    Commander Costanza, hands in the air: "SHE'S A TWO-FACE!"