The moment the Cheeto was back in the WH the amount of spam I get has increased exponentially. The scammers know they have free reign.
Gosh, and I thought it was illegal for a president to record a car commercial for the world's richest man.
This is exactly the kind of game I love to watch others stream, but I know I wouldn't get through the tutorial.
Not to be callous about your situation; but isn't this the subplot to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
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