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abbadon420 @ abbadon420 @sh.itjust.works
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Not again!

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  • Is "historically black" like Michael Jackson?

    • In your opinion, what is the correct way to handle a partner who insists they are fat, even though you know that they're objectively not overweight?

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  • I've been doing this for years, but it doesn't make any difference.

    • As seen on TV

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  • This joke is so old, McGuiver can turn it into a musket.

    • Our parents promised us we would feel like fools for thinking we were smarter than them as kids. When exactly does that start?

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  • You think there is a big picture. You still have a lot to learn.

    • Lemmy, what's the meaning, or point if you prefer, of life? I know 42, but I'm serious. Nothing lasts, everything is meaningless - are we just amusing ourselves until death?

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  • I think the answer to your last question is "doomsaying". Its a fucking cult and its hardwired in the Lemmy community. I agree with you though. Society might fall, a large portion of humanity might die, but we will not go extinct. We're cockroaches. We don't go out easily.

    • What physically feels the worst?

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  • No thanks, I'm not reading this

    • Found a fucking list.

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  • In all these instances, you could replace "fuck" with "smurf" and there is no problem.

    • Every time

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  • I mean, that's what the federal government is for. Or well, that's how it should be.

    • Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...?

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  • Pics or it didn't happen

    • Find luigi

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  • This is not a shitpost. This was fun.
    A shame you're going to get C&D'ed by Nintendo now.

    • Needs

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  • Teams now has a multi-account feature, whoch really changes things

    • Did I get a job?

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  • That's a fun fact I didn't know. Eventhough I am a fan of iso8601

    • Did I get a job?

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    • What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?

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  • Yeah, I watched it in a 3d cinema at the time and it was a great experience. Not the pocahontas story, but the cinematics. Avatar 2 was just shit. It's like they're pretending to be a real scifi franchise by building an entire world.

    • Pet dove jumps for joy when he sees ✨ broccoli 🥦

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  • Never heard that sound before

    • Did I get a job?

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  • Dude, we started using punchcard in the 1830's. Maybe you should look into the history of computing and learn a bit about all the amazing innovations that lead to you shitposting on the toilet

    • Ancient food are absurdly complicated.

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  • They also didn't have televisions, computers or phones to distract them. So they'd watch the stars or nature for entertainment and eventually, naturally see patterns and wonder what would happen if they applied those patterns for their own gain.

    • I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie.

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  • Because the marketing team needs you to

    • The sole purpose of language models is to lower the market value of human skills.

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  • Not entirely true. This works only for unskilled labour, meaning anyone who is not skilled in lying and cheating your way into a management positon. Or poor people.

    • I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie.

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  • Oh my cod! Get HYPED.!!!

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