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  • tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was "out of class without permission" thankfully it made the VP laugh

  • Had to change the access policy for the windows update file so windows would stop trying to download 11 on my last windows box. Every now and then it still tries to update and shits itself because it's not allowed.

  • power move would be to get one of those kennedy 50 cent pieces or a silver dollar and learn to do that knuckle thing

  • You gotta understand this proving your worth by buying ridiculously expensive shit and then bringing attention to it is an attitude of "new money"

    Rich people who have been rich for generations will have the same time piece but they will not even think about it. It's granted to them, part of their life that they would never question. Like you putting on socks.

    And that is the attitude that new money cannot understand. Hell that's kind of what the great gatsby is about, new money just not getting that the expensive shit is just more furniture.

    So the most frustrating thing to this mindset is to treat it as no big deal, or even weird that they would bring it up which really it is

  • nah, buried them all. Gotta dig the full 6 feet trust me

  • were they just frying everything in bacon grease before?

  • So many

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  • Never liked Star Wars. The original trilogy. I watched it and nothing no sense of adventure no tension just blah. The new ones are worse, watched all of those too but they fail even harder for what feels like the same reasons. To be clear I fucking love Sci-Fi books/movies/tv shows doesn't matter. Some of the starwars books are ok like anything with Kerra Holt in it

  • well yeah but I was trying to make the language less obtuse

  • Answer key:

    1. Pokemon
    2. Drug
    3. Pokemon
    4. Drug
    5. Drug
    6. Drug
    7. Pokemon
    8. Drug
    9. Drug
    10. Pokemon
    11. Pokemon
    12. Pokemon
    13. Pokemon
    14. Drug
    15. Pokemon
    16. Drug
    17. Pokemon
    18. Pokemon
    19. Drug
    20. Drug

    source : pokerap

  • Jewelee (Julie) because they wanted Jewel in there I guess

  • Assert dominance shit with the door open and make direct eye contact

  • I had a cat that I found in a dumpster eating a taco during a hurricane. I only found her because she was yelling at the taco while she ate it. That cat, that I have seen eat every living and non living thing imaginable, refused to eat long john silvers fish

  • Alabama

    but I think it lives in Kentucky now

  • A good starting place is considering what society would look like if everyone did whatever thing.

    Everyone steals - doesn't work

    Everyone murders - dosen't work

    etc.

    Another approach is the Terry Pratchett argument that everything boils down to just not treating people like things.

  • That was a good face dodge tho. She even swiped at him with those nasty poop encrusted granny nails and my man was in the next fucking time zone

  • Genius

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  • Alright, this better blow my mind.

  • No they want to kill all the non white non Christian people. That's why they have a death camp

  • Its getting uncomfortably accurate

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Yoga mat lost to the void