Zozano @ Zozano @lemy.lol

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You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?

Now imagine a "teen shrek" version.

Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.

(Not my art)

Pure genius though. Gets the first spot of any game list it's featured in, when sorting alphabetically.

Where? Asking for a friend...

Self awarewolf?

Ken, I'll be real with you.

The real reason you're not getting your dick wet is because you aren't announcing you want to connect, sexually.

Find a partner who looks similar to Crush, replace their wardrobe with virtually identical clothes to Crush, along with haircut, perfume, etc.

Constantly visit shops close to Crush's house, so it's "coincidence" when you bump into Crush and Partner.

From there, before they can talk their way out of an awkward situation, joke about how they look like twins, and that fantasy has always appealed to you.

I've only got $50, can someone loan me the other half, and I'll pay you back when I've got that $10,000

At least they have precident now.

Corrected, thanks friend.

... That's a grey.

Its basically also why people closer to the equator have darker skin.

• Too much sun = skin cancer
• Not enough sun = vitamin D deficiency
• Too much melanin = needs vitamin D supplements in the Arctic winter
• Not enough melanin = skin cancer prone skin

Changing your studios name doesn't change the fact that 343i is structurally bankrupt

You know, from a business standpoint, it makes financial sense NOT to log user traffic.

Reason one: plausible deniability. You can't give what you don't have.

Reason two: storage. Why the fuck would you keep logs, when it costs money to?

Reason three: these boots taste fantastic! (People generally don't enjoy licking boots).

I'm not convinced that isn't just a tiny water bottle.

OK!

SAY IT WITH ME NOW!

WHEN I SAY "BARBARA" YOU SAY "STREISAND"!

READY?!

" BARBARA "

Energy drinks are counter intuitive.

The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a "sugar rush" in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.

Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.

If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You'll learn to love it as your palette develops.

But what about muh prophecy?