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Zozano
Zozano @ Zozano @lemy.lol
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How one become a caffeine addict?

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    • Five flavors 🤤

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  • Holy shit, that shit fucking slaps!

    • Honey

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  • The fact that he thought he won this "debate" and uploaded it is so embarrassing...

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  • Not as fast as an ape turning into a human being.

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  • Yeah, but, did you ever see an ape turn into a human being?

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    • Fear

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  • Roaming black holes

    • This is a thought experiment "Ball on a Table" for detecting whether someone has Aphantasia. What do you see when you perform this experiment?

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  • Both my partner and I answered the same.

    The ball was the size of a tennis ball, no colour.

    The person had no gender or any distinguishing features.

    The table was a standard kitchen table.

    Neither of us knew what the test was about.

    • Asmongold's Twitch Channel Banned Following Racist Rant About Palestinians - IGN

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    • PC Gamer: The top 100 PC games

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  • No Terraria :(

    • Protect Your Dick Data

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  • Its not just tamper proof, it's future proof!

    One day they'll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.

    Well I'm sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.

    • Where does the music go?

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  • This is just another variant of "after we turn the lights off, where does the light go?"

    This obviously r/thathappened bait.

    • Where does the music go?

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  • What was that subreddit for parents who made up shit about what their kids obviously didn't say?

    This goes there.

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  • That's why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!

    • FBI Creates Fake Cryptocurrency to Expose Widespread Crypto Market Manipulation

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  • COX: Drug traffickers love gizmos. They love gadgets. And if they have something like, ooh, the app is hidden behind a calculator, they think that's amazing, and they want to buy it.

    TIL drug traffickers have the mindset of a teenage boy looking for ways to hide porn.

    • FBI Creates Fake Cryptocurrency to Expose Widespread Crypto Market Manipulation

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    • Using inside info, iPhone thieves arrive at your house right after FedEx

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  • PSA. Send stuff to your local post office and then go pick it up.

    • #godot #GodotEngine

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  • You can't trick me, I know a bullet hell when I see one.

    • We have some big things to look forward to.

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  • Fuck

    • PlayStation suddenly pulls Hotline Miami 2 from Aussie PS5 owners after realising country's ratings board denied game's release a decade ago

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  • For the uninitiated, the game was banned, not because of the gratuitous violence, extreme drug use, and themes involving fugue states, war crimes and cold war conspiracy,

    But because of a scene depicting rape.

    Except, the "depiction" was simply a character, from a pixelated top-down view, climbing onto the other character. No nudity, no thrusting - then...

    The director yells "CUT!"

    Turns out, it was a movie being filmed. So even within the context of the game, it wasn't rape, it was an abstraction of an abstraction, WITHIN an abstraction.

    Ratings board are morons.

    As an Aussie, I was lucky to have a friend gift this to me on Steam.