Zoidsberg @ Zoidsberg @lemmy.ca

I'd rather be sleeping.

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Apparently the red dot didn't cut it, either.

What's the mouth thing?

How am I supposed to get sunlight when I start work at 6:00 but sunrise isn't until 8:00

Its posted on NCD. What better source could you need?

Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time

He just discovered sentences

Good news! We've invented the torment nexus

Does this have to be enabled after updating to 1.19? I don't see anything in Settings.

The customer was very understanding. I did drive out a second lasagna. Boss was angry, but he was always angry.

S L A M S

I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.

Yeah there's no way the dude above you is right.

MW2 hit marker noise

"They thought," I work with people who still think my DNA has been changed by Big Pharma.

Is this a copypasta

I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. "Njoey," its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.

Or what

Tell it to the union.