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Zoidsberg
Zoidsberg @ Zoidsberg @lemmy.ca
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Fatherly hazing

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  • My go-to is asking then for a metric crescent wrench.

    • Traffic rule

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  • Voyager shows links.

    • Quality rule

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  • Someone grew it in a ditch by my house once. Seemed to be thriving out there.

    • Cast it!

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  • Yeah, anecdotal, but my buddy didn't get hayfever the spring he had a tapeworm. Also lost a bunch of weight. He says it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

    • Hamburger Shonen

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  • Shotgun Shonen

    • shrooms?

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  • This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

    • Just lie still and stay calm. Dont worry, this won't hurt me a bit

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  • Someone needs to learn about jokes

    • I like trains!

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  • Brutalism is cool to visit but shitty to live in.

    • Fewer people are using Elon Musk’s X as the platform struggles to attract and keep users, according to analysts

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  • Why?

    • Yeah it’s just not gonna happen

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  • I like to forget how magnets work and invent perpetual motion machines.

    • Larian CEO Swen Vincke accepts Baldur's Gate 3's latest award by blasting corporate 'greed' devastating devs: 'I've been fighting with publishers my whole life, and I keep on seeing the same mistakes'

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  • BLASTING

    • “You don’t grab power, you accumulate it quietly, without anyone noticing.” – Grand Nagus Zek

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  • Well that's cool.

    • Chomp

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  • Bruh its a sea lion eating a fish, calm down

    • MFW I get my news from memes

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  • The only good monarch...

    • the perfect body

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  • You called?

    • You Don’t Have to Move into a Nursing Home. There’s a Better Way | The Walrus

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  • I'm just gonna die at work.

    • Choose your items

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  • The language thing is a good point. Am I in 1000CE North America? Because I can fumble my way through French, but absolutely cannot speak Siouan.

    • This is a major Life Pro Tip

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  • You punched Shower Sock Boy? Hasn't he been through enough?

    • Embracer to sell Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic remake developer Saber

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  • Good.

    • GTA 6 Devs Slam Rockstar Games For Return-To-Office Mandate

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  • SLAM