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ZeffSyde @ ZeffSyde @lemmy.world
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Putting the die in diet

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  • 70s: Freebase 80s: Crack

    • Putting the die in diet

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  • He also had to walk around a building a 3 times before entering. It's a wonder he got anything done.

    • Putting the die in diet

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  • For those wondering, Halcyon is a benzo like Xanax and likely the only reason this guy had any chance at slumber.

    Also, everyone should try hot tub champagne at least once, or it's low rent cousin the shower beer. Something about a cold bubbly beverage in a hot steamy environment enhances both pleasure.

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  • It was the 70s. The average Vogue reader was assumed to be smoking a pack of Virginia Slims a day.

    'You've come a long way, baby!'

    • Did you know the world was protesting against Trump on inauguration day? Or was this news hidden from you?

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    • Juicy

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  • The technical term for liquid that collects at the bottom of a waste receptacle is 'Chaunce'.

    Source: Had a friend that was a shipping mall janitor.

    • We Just Got More Evidence That Long COVID Is a Brain Injury

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  • The current administration awards you a place in office.

    • Honkwiching

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  • Um, actually the proper name is Tromboner...

    • Mastodon’s founder cedes control, refuses to become next Musk or Zuckerberg

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  • The sad fact is that I will follow the writers and creatives where they migrate to. William Gibson moved to Bluesky so did I.

    • Weeks when decades happen

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  • I've been praying for the black hole sun to come and wash away the rain for a few years now.

    • Hard truth

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  • Also, ever eaten a shiny candy? Chances are is coated in confectioners glaze, which is a fancy word for shellac, which is an insect excretion.

    • Cheese rule

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  • I've witnessed this self defeating behavior in a number of LI sufferers.

    I'm beginning to believe they enjoy the gastrointestinal distress as much as they enjoy eating cheese.

    • Cheese rule

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  • Wats ur Onlyfans?

    • Come and take it!

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  • Recently, it seems like standing your ground equals shooting through your door because there's a non-white on the other side.

    • Come and take it!

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  • I won't agree with anything you've said without further research, but I always appreciate the proper use of profligate.

    • Come and take it!

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  • Ah! This is convenient! I can finally settle this blood feude my father bestowed upon me on his death bed!

    I'll just need your contact information and we can get this whole ugly ordeal out of the way.

    • Come and take it!

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  • I, too, fell asleep to a couple of Peloponnesian War documentaries...

    • The erasure of Luigi Mangione

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  • Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

    • Rainbolt never misses

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  • I think they are talking about the four unpaid sick days some people choose to use for vacation. /S

    • If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s.

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  • I haven't smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it's cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.