Zachariah @ Zachariah @lemmy.world

It’s like reddit, but I don’t have to feel icky. \

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the account you already have is goo(d)

Free protein!

Challenge accepted!

If we let the rich continue as they have been doing, then we’ll be forced to either all starve to death or sustain ourselves on the only meat available.

https://killedbygoogle.com/

pineapple

Even if it’s a dwarf planet, it’s still a planet. It’s right there in the name: dwarf planet.

This article should be about “Planet 18” since Wikipedia recognizes 17 planets already.

… iS A Dick

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E.V.I.L.

That’s the real revolution we need.

2001: An Ape Odyssey

!accidentalrenaissance@lemmy.blahaj.zone

art of the deal

cool

Oh no
\ I'm never leavin'
\ This acne makes me too slow
\ (Push Nicole there)
\ (God, Rastafari)
\
\ Nicole, I love you
\ I'll never leave you
\ Without you I turn to stone
\ Nicole, believe me
\ Love was meant to be
\ Consumed by you and me
\ Nicole
\
\ Nicole, I love you
\ I'm thinking of you
\ With every motion I make
\ When the stars are above you
\ Know that I miss you
\ And I'll be there sooner than you think
\
\ Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
\
\ Nicole, I love you
\ I'll never leave you
\ Without you I turn to stone
\ Nicole, believe me
\ Love was meant to be
\ Consumed by you and me
\ Nicole
\
\ Nicole, I love you
\ I'm thinkin' of you
\ With every motion I make
\ When the stars are above you
\ Know that I miss you
\ And I'll be there sooner than you think
\
\ Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole
\
\ Boo do do do do do do do do do
\ Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
\ Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
\ Nicole
\ Nicole
\ Nicole
\ Ba ba ba bum
\ Nicole
\ Ba ba ba ba ba bum...
\ Nicole
\ Nicole...
\
\ Take a toke of that smoke
\ Make that joke and crack that yolk
\ Nicole
\ Want to love, rise above in the glove
\ Nicole
\ What can I say? That I'm gone today I can't stay
\ Nicole
\ Go home please please believe
\ You aren't...cause you're built for speed babe
\ Nicole
\ Ohhh, think of Old...Old Queen Cole
\ Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
\ I've seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
\ Nicole, Nicole
\ I seen the whole fucking....I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
\ Hahahaha.....man
\
\ Fucking cunt...you fucking cunt
\ You never called me.....
\ Fucking....cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
\ Fuck that man...fuck
\
\ Go and hang up the phone
\ I'll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
\ Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
\ Hang up the fucking phone
\ Fuck man, turn off the ringer
\ You cunt man, fuck it
\ Turn off the ringer right now
\ Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
\ Shit, yeah, exactly, damn...
\
\ Yeah, I've seen your cocoa puff man
\ We're now entering the cabin
\ We're going to- we're going to flush the toilet on the air
\ Get some more cord in here
\ Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
\ Cause I've seen her cocoa puff man
\ Fuckin' cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
\ Wear the glove, Nicole
\ How can I say, I'm gone today, I can't stay, Nicole
\ Hey, who clogged the sink?
\ It's clogged, man, clogged, the sink's clogged
\ I'm gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
\ Please don't be, it's you I need, cause you're built for speed, Nicole
\ ...Paper towels...
\ ...Nicole...
\ ...There we go!...
\ Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!
\
\ Where you at, man? Where you at?
\ Fuck these shit! Call me back!
\ How come you never call him?
\ How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
\ Fucking cunt!
\ You never call my buggy back!
\ You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
\ He called you so many times and you never call him back
\ You never call my buggy
\ Did you hear that, Nicole?
\ Fuck! Fucking cunt!
\ Call me back!

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May we have some moderation, please.

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this is just what a bot would write

My uncle had this. So much Frogger!