I ended up solving this problem by reflashing the bios by following this reddit guide
Everything works fine now, although I'm running into the buzzing left speaker problem, so I'm going to try to RMA for that.
I haven't tried a recovery bios or anything yet, I need to find my USB drive haha. The main problem I can see is that none of the controls on the deck do anything in the bios screen. I can boot into it but I can't move the selection or actually select anything. Even attaching a keyboard doesn't let me select anything. Ugh it's so frustrating.
Yeah the dusk lighting really highlights the piece imo, great shot!