Worx @ Worx @lemmynsfw.com

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MAP (which you can see at the top of some of the posts) stands for minor attracted persons - aka paedophiles. And let's be honest, if a paedophile was seeking help with their sexual feelings then they wouldn't go around advertising themselves on Facebook. These people are clearly either active child abusers or wish they had the opportunity to abuse children

Hungry people will only waste the food by eating it /s

Ackchyually, I think you'll find it's Donald Trump sucking up all the sunlight and injecting it directly into people's veins

1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

Nobody bats an eye when you say, "early inheritance," but everyone gets sooo upset when I murder my parents

And if no-one does "flip that switch for you," then that's ok too.

Just crouch down to simulate moving to a lower line.

John

<crouch>

About 80% of my use of Netflix is "hear about a cool film, open up the app, it's not on Netflix, close the app".

Age of Mythology. It's an RTS game from maybe 20 years ago, although there's a remastered edition that's less than a year old. I played the original version and the story and gameplay are both really fun. The controls definitely feel dated and clunky to me now though. I've not played the new version but I expect it's good too.

Specifically, you can play as Norse, Egyptians and Greeks with three main gods and nine(?) minor gods from each pantheon. You build up your civilization / town over several ages, managing your resource gathering and armies. Each age unlocks a new god with a new god power. Each god also has different mythical monsters that you can create such as jackals, hydras, wolves, etc. The original also had Chinese and Atlantians (Greek titans) as DLC, I don't know if they exist in the new version

Back in caveman times, no-one had a smartphone with a torch on it to help see the caves. It was all done using flip-phones with just the screen lit up. Those poor artists :(

Genuinely cool shower thought though, I wonder if it's true

"Wait, why is the middle car circled?"

Guys, I think I may be stupid

Like 90% of today's technology runs on Windows, Mac or Android. 3 viruses would wipe us out today

Thanks

no 💕

Yep. There's two races and a sprint left after this one, so it's technically possible for Max to score 0 each time and for Norris to score 25+25+8+1+1 by winning both races, sprint, and fastest lap for a total of 60 points. (maybe 61, does Sprint have a fastest lap?) The current gap is 62 points, so Norris only needs to close the gap slightly this race to make it ok.

Of course, we're talking about it being "technically possible". Realistically, he was struggling to catch up even before last race where Max won and increased his lead.

You know most of the world isn't USA, right? I'm sick of American politics, and while it is important to talk and mobilise against conservatives, I also don't want it to be >50% of what I see here. Not wanting to see American politics doesn't mean you're privileged, it might mean you're just not American.

(And also, people who are American and will be disadvantaged by conservative politics still might want to relax and enjoy their free time without having to think about all the bullshit that's happening to them. No-one should be fighting for their rights 100% of the time, we all deserve some time to relax and have fun as well, otherwise what are we even fighting for?)

Salt enjoyers be like

Nice

Oh, shit, I knew I was doing something wrong. I'm so bad at being a sports fan! 😭

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it