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WIZARD POPEšŸ’« @ Wizard_Pope @lemmy.world
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  • Just lock the door?

  • Kind of a bad comparison since Beyonce being a woman cannot be drafted afaik.

  • Oh yeah I hated the electronic handbrake when learning to drive and start uphill. I just never knew when it was going to release.

  • Depends how steep. If it's not steep just add more gas. If it is ise the handbrake.

  • Exactly. I hate those little gear shift recomendations. Fuck off I will shoft to 5th when I want to and not when you say because your dumb ass cannot see the hill we are about to ascend in 200m.

  • Nothing serious but our history teacher once accused me of being on my phone during class when I was reading something about venice in the textbook and not paying attention. She then did not believe me and I had to go up to her desk and sut in her chair so I could see how she supposedly could see me using my phone from there.

  • I hope the head teacher was more reasonable

  • 99% of gamblers quit right before they're about to win big.

  • I told you. Now kiss me (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)

  • Yeah not defending her to be clear. Maybe being pregnant was something special in her twisted mind in a way.

  • My dad recently buult a new garden shed in the garden for tools and gardening stuff. He now started refering to the gazebo in the same garden as "the old shed" for some fucking reason. We were doing something that required power and ge asked me to plug in an extension in the shed. I do that and a couple minutes later he berates me and says he meant the old shed. When I asked if he meant the gazebo, he looked at me as if I had slapped him in the face. We've had the gazebo for about 15 years now I think and nobody ever called anything but that.

  • Genius

    Jump
  • Wait fuck I switched up gas and electricity. Electricity used to zo be done that way but then they installed the automated meters.

  • Genius

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  • Where I live they check once a year and ask you to report monthly.

  • Yeah if you make lasagna it's usually the best like 2-5 hours after being done. If kept in the turned off oven it stays nice and warm but solidifes just right

  • You might not like it but it's what peak performance looks like.