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WhereGrapesMayRule @ WhereGrapesMayRule @lemmy.world
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  • Great point! And, well, in your time the chef probably wasn't that tall, so...yeah.

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  • Self medication is often tried but rarely the best choice.

    • That one is winning

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  • It looks like two submarines having sex with each other to me.

    • Nature's dental floss.

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  • She was going to a rave so it seemed like the right thing to do.

    • Turns out, Spider-Man 2 is the best Matrix sequel

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  • Not so. He is missing Trinity's tight leather pants showing us that Octavius PhD cake when he bends over.

    • How do browser notifications work?

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  • Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, "No, I'm just browsing".

    • How would you free yourself from a curse?

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  • Put a quarter in the swear jar.

    • Stunningly sadistic striker😄

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  • You don't get the other wishes until the first has been granted, which doesn't end until they finish their little tap dance

    • Stunningly sadistic striker😄

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  • You didn't specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

    • The Weekly 'What are you playing?' Discussion

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  • I'm playing a game called "eat and drink my childhood trauma."

    • can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

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  • Chickens are made of egg.

    • You can only choose one.

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  • Now those are REAL starship captains.

    • the reason why...

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  • This joke plays on a pun between "pain" (pronounced like "pan" in French) which means bread in French, and "pain", which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are "pain killers" in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.

    • Prehistoric shitposting

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  • Second Caveman: "Ted just never listened to anybody."

    • Looking for a truly DIY keyboard kit

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    • cmoputer chimp

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  • Idiots. They didn't even use a welding rod

    • I heard we were posting pictures of Mudd now.

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  • unzips

    • You have no power here!!

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  • Meteors and volcanoes have never had anything to do with it. Every so often horseshoe crabs rise up and cleanse the planet of filth.

    • Where is Kevin?

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  • You idiot, that's not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80's called 'Star Search'. I'd recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker's first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared

    • Cool optical illusion

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  • What lines? I just see four incomplete white triangles.