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WhereGrapesMayRule @ WhereGrapesMayRule @lemmy.world
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My tummy hurts from eating too much ice cream.

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  • Get some rest and go find some bacon. Until you can we'll be thinking of you.

    • Just a quick reminder

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  • So gay!

    • What's the most unrelatable song lyric?

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    • Cardassia has no honor

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  • Truckdassia is even worse.

    • What's the most unrelatable song lyric?

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  • A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing

    • yeah

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  • This can be taken too far. Try not to stare at his hands and say "Nice strokers!". It could be taken the wrong way.

    • Actually had to use this old friend at work the other day

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  • Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.

    • What movie combined with Groundhog Day would make the most interesting mashup?

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  • That's the joke :)

    • What movie combined with Groundhog Day would make the most interesting mashup?

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  • Independence Day

    • A reminder on the difference between demonstrations and protests

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  • Blocking a road doesn't affect anyone's supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.

    • Motivational

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  • Motorcycle doors are made of puddles of wood.

    • A time traveller comes back from 50 years in the future. You have 3 hours with them. What do you do?

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  • Starts building time machine

    • A time traveller comes back from 50 years in the future. You have 3 hours with them. What do you do?

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  • Unfortunately everyone is obsessed with anal 50 years from now so it doesn't go your way.

    • Lion-Stag-Deer-Bush?

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  • horny pussy-bush

    • His true endgame

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  • He's made of the shed skins of molted lizards

    • Day is the anomaly

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  • You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

    • You have to be cold and distant

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  • What's the difference between my ex wife and an onion?

    I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.

    • The comments speak for themselves

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  • There weren't enough tik toks in the article

    • Shit shit shit shit shit

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  • "Paging Mr. Zark. Mr. Zark, please pick up your nearest courtesy phone."

    • X Purges Prominent Journalists, Leftists With No Explanation

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  • So? For 40 years X has been what you click on when you DON'T want to see something. Why would anyone go there?