Wage_slave @ Wage_slave @lemmy.ml

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I wholeheartedly agree with ya there, but would smoking be carried on in the same fashions as drugs and booze?

I quit years ago after thirty years of smoking and while it was hard as fuck, and i was nasty as a human for a while, I didn't get the urge to find plug for smokes or off up ass for a pack of butts. Or kill anyone for that matter.

Here in Canada the jump in price has reservation smokes selling like fucking crazy. My old Racist as fuck neighbor bent his morals just enough to say his buying them was justified. I am pretty sure old Dar would drop and blow a herpes staff for a smoke, so I am probably already wrong to question it.

While a romantic prose, I wouldn't go saying they liberated the world of anything like that until it was almost too late.

But when they finally did fight, fuck yeah, they fought.

There's a broke diabetic out there who got a bag of burgers that is gonna wanna talk to you.

Canadians only have two feelings. Being apologetic and being happy to see ya.

Sometimes blood thirsty lumberjacks in a diabetic rage without the diabetes, but only when ya fuck with the maple.

And here i am using power point like an asshole.

Now this i can get behind.

I really hate wasting food. But wasting waste, well that's win win..... right?

win?

I saw the meme.

That wasn't funny, bro. It was wasteful and pretty stupid actually. So anyways, about your foot. you were saying?

This guy is just loaded with good reasons to not reproduce.

ever.

For the person who always complains that there isn't enough pressure or coverage in their shower.......

too tall, cleanest torso ever. too short, we hardly knew thee, sorry about the water boarding (as mentioned earlier by @PatFussy).

Sounds like someone needs a reminder to have his fucking cake cake and shit the fuck up up while eating it too or else it's going to be shoved up his ass.

Rich fuck.

This is what Elon really had in mind when he bought Twitter.

And all the remaining monkeys have really only written a book that reads like mien kampf, but has more to do with throwing poop at one another than anything.

Geee, I wonder what would happen if they paid someone to run your products through and then give you a total at the end so that you may pay....

How are billionaires that fuckjng stupid? Oh yeah. They can afford to be.

If you see the slow motion/time lapse of the sticker blossoming, it's life reaffirming. Fucking beautiful.

Learn a second language, see Paris, convince billionaires that for enough money I can take them to mars.

Perform blood soaked reenactment of Event Horizon/Titan submersible.

Make a human centipede of Crowder, Shapiro and Walsh. Give back women their rights and hand them power.

Go to mars and watch shit play out.

Maybe ask Christina Ricci is she'd like lunch or something.

Destroy Mercury. I don't like the look of what it's planning.

You know, #justgirlythings

Not a cell phone in sight. People just out there living their lives. Occasionally dropping dead of tuberculosis. The good ol' days.

the salami is mexicos extra testicular problem.

Someone out there is hurting bad after expressing themselves.

Dude, that sucks. Tots and bears go out to ya.

Gen X reporting.

Meh.

Fucking thank you.

Gen X are old dudes. NOT boomers. I really appreciate that you made the distinction.

Have a rad day.