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  • Oh fuck. I've been yelling at what I can only assume is a sexy man in women's clothing for the past ten minutes accusing them of taking my money and it's been that dude all along?

    Scuse me while I work together a sexy apology. For the accusations. And the more they are yelling back, and showing me the empty space where a penis should be ... I don't think they stole my money at all

  • Goro from MK

    Handy J's for days AND a killer ponytail.

  • It has always baffled me why the need for headphones (to be able to use the radio function at all), let alone the total lack of an fm antenna in devices.

    I never listen to radio. I stopped when it stopped being an option on my phone.

  • Thank god the olympics are coming or they may never have had such a push to have this solved. Kinda strikes me as a problem that should have been important before inviting the world over. Like, I had an apartment and we got the buggers. Sucks. So we got on top of it, and delt with it.

    Didn't wait until we invited people over to start worrying about it.

  • In Canada, there is no tax write off or anything that compliments them in donations. It is totally and utterly a cock measure for "lookie at what we done!" for PR by making their employees ask people to their face for charity on behalf of the corporation. And the charities will encourage this because, well they get it all and they're name also gets said directly to the face of the consumers.

    essentially they replaced a separate paid mall santa with an already paid teller and feel good about it.

    So please, tell Y'all Mart to fuck off. Find a manager to explain your distaste and disgust. Legit, go to customer service and get a manager. If you think you're super cool and clever with "smrt cuments" or anger towards the poor fuck who has to ask, no. You're an asshole and just being a cunt to ruin someones day. It's not the worker, stupid. Many rely on those charities and it is doubly insulting and embarrassing to even bring it up.

    "I might need those har har har" fuck you. the person you are being a tard to is already on them. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

    If you mean it, and feel that desire to say it, take it to the fucking manager. Keep those pricks standing there for hours. You'd actually be getting your message into the correct channel, and likely doing the clerks a favor because i have never met one that felt good about having to ask people for money like that.

  • I never hear anything about Austria. And when I do it is this asshole?

    I am gonna take a guess at the dude has never seen what fast food did to Americans. Because he's as stupid as his statement.

  • MAGA: But he was one of the good guys. Not like hunter bidens penis.

  • Gen X over here on all three like it was gonna be a party.

  • So my anxiety does have a sixth gear.

    Who knew it'd be the fear of getting run through by raccoon at any given moment.

    Go to the bathroom garrrr racooon away stabbity stabbity

  • That dumb mother fucker u/spez

  • Twice. I am not a healthy human so I try and play on the cleaner side of life because getting sick is kinda easy and sucks a little extra like that.

    Environmental guilt keeps them at seven minutes each average (yeah, I timed them. I don't even remember why, but that guilt seems viable enough)

    Occasionally when the youtube hits just right the night time shower can be 15 minutes. Or it is complex grooming day and not just a shave or something.

  • And it is so well put together.

    this stoner clearly munchies with great justice!

    Legit, I want one so bad right now. [7]

  • I forgot about that show.

    Damn. It was so good, too. You may be onto something.

  • Now, which nation has the Giant Death Robots?

    I feel as if I may need to move.

  • I am Canadian, and thank you for pointing this out. What a fucking mess, eh?

    Hope you're doing well, and all this gets figured out soon.

  • As a dude, if a woman listens to Joe Rogan, it's a red flag.

  • Holy shit Lemmy ain't afraid to talk about their spankables. Well done. Kinda freaky.

  • And a banana is a _____ if you're brave enough!

    full circle.

  • In any context, this is the most infuriatingly fucking stupid argument there is.

    "well we should ban......."

    Instantly stupid. just add human.