VitoRobles @ VitoRobles @lemmy.today

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Yep. Nobody cares. Having been to nude beaches, nobody really cares.

The small fraction of people who do judge are reflecting their own insecurities.

It's absolutely the best time to be a grifter.

Say a few magic words like "Daddy is coming." And "That'll trigger the libs". Wear a MAGA hat. Go on social media to create pure outrage porn like, "Look at how we used to live before OBAMA."

Then sell expired aspirin for 10x the price and buy a farm.

I remember buying a Sony mp3 CD player with 5-second skip delay for $80.

Everyone was still using regular CD players with their 80 minutes of audio, carefully holding their precious device.

While I was living like a god, playing over twenty hours of music, dropping my player over and over, without losing a beat.

I'm full of micro plastics.

We are all Japan on this day.

Konnichiwa bitches.

You're never too young to have a midlife crisis. Have two or three.

Ham radios are awesome though and that's less of a midlife crisis hobby, and more of a crisis hobby.

Wait, BDSM is a group event?

I thought it was more like a partner tennis, not community soccer.

Ah thank you! today I learned. Also learned that I'm part of the inferior fwd race.

30yo kind of have their lives together.

Have a coffee. Just chat like people. Expand your network. The worse that can happen is you shut it down.

From my own perspective, there will be a generational gap. I'm 40, and I can connect with someone around that age. But lower than 30 or older than 45, the connection is platonic.

Especially since PayPal has a history of locking people's accounts.

Back in the day, people used PayPal for e-commerce and if they didn't like you, say you sold "Fuck PayPal stickers", they would absolutely freeze your account with all the money in it.

The worst part, the demo was actually pretty good.

They literally could have released this game with mod support, and sold it for $20 and it would have been a fun party game.

Instead, they kept going on with BS games as a service.

I'm all for this.

Can't solve the fentanyl crisis without knowing what it is, right?

I made a salad while thinking of this exact rule.

And surprise. Still too small.

These ugly things need to be in "tow mode"?

I was going to say what a stupid idea, but that's just the tip of the stupid ice berg.

You will.

We're a gateway drug.

I'm going to go against the grain and suggest finding people with like-minded life situations.

I had a friend who has a divorce at age 40. I did all I could as a friend, provide sympathy, check in. But he was extremely miserable, or just downright offensive.

Dating is hard at that age - I get it. I don't need to hear his opinion about why women of today aren't what he wants in every conversation.

I also cannot play his wingman. No, I'm not going to "pretend" to flirt with girls at a bar with him when I'm married.

But it became offensive. Like my niece turned into an adult and he asked: "Is she looking for a man?" Dude, you're twenty years older. WTF.

Joke or not, as a married man, that's not where I am in life. And yeah, I absolutely stopped hanging out with him because this version of him is hard to deal with.

After the pandemic, Im so done with half this country.

Can confirm. I played thousands of hours of Destiny, Call of Duty, and Halo. I think my KD is like 3.5 with bots, but 0.22 with humans. So aliens, probably in the middle.

Guys I'm ready to be a hero.

What are people supposed to post in People Twitter then?

This is it.

My wife comes home and fires on all cylinders about her day. Then I share how much my one coworker sucks and what they did today.

Then we wonder about the heat death of the universe.