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  • His estate will be a hospital bill of 25 000 000.

    They can have it.

  • A guy was drinking and eating people's food at a job I had.

    One day someone peed in a pepsi can and put it back in the fridge.

    Later the guy comes out of the kitchen screaming he's gonna punch whoever did that.

    The Big boss comes out of his office and asks him why he drank someone else open can? And when he almost got calm the boss told him to leave and never come back, since he said he would hit someone and that taking sips out of others drinks was unsanitary.

    It was soooo funny to see him leave in rage, hit the store sign and hurt himself doing so.

    The guy who peed in the can was scared to lose his job. The boss told him "next time to come to me before taking drastic actions" and all was swell.

    In the end it was a beautiful day!

  • That's what they are hoping for so they can charge their customers for damages that don't exist and go computers don't make mistakes when you complain.

  • Oh, but they will save money doing it right ?

    The cost alone is astronomical and the people they kidnap might not be paying taxes or shit but I'm sure it's less money over their lives than one day of raid with 60 armed men all geared up.

  • I did not even think of it. It is worse than what I thought

  • Giving internet connected devices to a kid is like giving them blank plane tickets and sending them alone to the airport !

  • Those sonars ! Deserves all the pets he gets.

  • In glorious 256 colors !

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  • If he's trying to escape then it's not a play area but a jail.

  • I had a IoT device "lightbulb" that would trim any spaces left after the passkey, problem being I intentionally had a blank space at the end of my passkey. Took a while to realize till I counted the little stars hiding the recorded passkey.

  • Unless you have celiac disease.

  • Especially if they previously voiced opinions that got some other people to be disappeared for the same opinion. They are smart enough to know it will be their time to be disappeared soon enough.

  • And the rest of the world, less investment board driven research and more open results.

  • Where are all the "got to have guns to defend against a tyrannical government" crowd now ? ... Ho yeah they totally support this. US citizens are worse than Nazi's, they were warned and had a whole war to teach them but they still chose genocide and fascism.

  • At this point going to the US is showing your allegiance to the far right, if you give them your money and time it's because you support racism sexism and bigotry.

  • I don't want a million apps all spying on me just to not get robbed by the stores.

  • Touché

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  • Why don't Americans get chickens and a small coop ? We have 4 chickens in the middle of town and produce more eggs than we can eat. We have to give some to neighbors and friends. We even cook excess for the dogs as treats sometimes.

  • Then it's time for Trump jr. To take the King position ?

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