VanillaGorilla @ VanillaGorilla @kbin.social

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My dogs have a great... let's call it emotional intelligence that unpleasant people lack. I prefer them over most people.

Two words but... human resources.

We ran out of humans to burn, can you check the freezer if we have any left from last winter? Otherwise I have to drive to the farm and get some fresh ones.

Yeah, that confused the heck out of me

My company had me use one. Maybe it was the cheap model, the hardening and installed security apps, or whatever, but it was crap.

Oh so you were that one person that liked Windows Phone? Nice to meet you 👋

That's not true! In the 90s the Sidewinder input devices were sometimes really good! The strategic commander never happened, and I definitely didn't buy it, stop asking!

But the FF joysticks and the gamepad were really good.

Yeah, Nintendo here? What do you need, a lawsuit?

Holy shit, I can't imagine a scenario where the state and prison could have acted any worse. That article goes from bad to worse to nuclear annihilation 😐

I need you to stand up, hand on the heart, and recite the pledge of allegiance immediately. Your brainwashing wears off and needs to be renewed.

I feel Reddit had more of them. I don't mind not getting spammed with OnlyFans messages from obviously not bots. I think they wanted my money, not my love.

Nice, I think I should finally target that one

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I'M DOING FINE, THANK YOU. MY FLESHY OUTER LAYER IS GETTING WARMED BY THIS SYSTEM'S HYDROGEN REACTOR AND I'M CONSUMING HUMAN ICE CREAM TREAT.

True, but have you had a look at the leaders of our countries lately?

Ah shit. I had hoped it would. Didn't yet read into the service.

At least he didn't use Twitter for this threats.

I should check proton mail, self hosting is exhausting.

Ah, a cheap AI will deal with people like them I guess.

I'm not talking about them taking a dislike in you. I'm talking about you talking shit about the company or posting shit against laws or just plain offensive. If nobody can connect your profile to you/your company why should they care. If they can, it's about them as well as it's about you.

At least in my country they can't just fire you without reason. If you are a - for example - racist piece of shit on the internet and it can be tracked back to your company then hell yeah, they should at least give you a warning if not set you free.

If I find out my company is a piece of shit I'm leaving, why shouldn't they be allowed to end the arrangement?

Yeah, maybe consider therapy instead of a public position.

I didn't say I think I'm friends with my company but to expect consequences when you get caught talking shit.