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UtMan1988 @ UtMan1988 @lemmy.world
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What is your favourite poem, and why?

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  • The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!

    Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

    It's been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.

    • lick it: the redux

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  • At times, I'm a carbon conveyor

    Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?

    You'll be doing us a really big favor

    Boy uranium has a lot of flavor

    When it comes to decay lead is your savior

    Follow tin for the heavy behavior

    • Programming Sucks

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  • This is all incredibly (funny, and) poignant, and, as a programmer, I agree. But any career has its level of trimming Satan's pubes, and I'm really happy to be trimming my share.

    • My most memorable NES games

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  • The one thing these games have in common...

    ... Is Matt Turk.

    Resonance by Odyssey starts playing

    • MAGA Convoy Confused By Lack Of 'Invasion' As They Arrive At Border

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  • Convoys are sooo 2020.

    • Playing an instrument linked to better brain health in older adults

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  • Fuck.

    • Flat Roof Pub

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  • God, I'd love to see the American variant of this for New Jersey Diners

    • Jeffrey Epstein Invoked Stephen Hawking in Bid to Disprove Claim of Underage Orgies

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  • At least Hawking provided something to society.

    The sooner we forget Epstein's name*, the better.

    • Forget his name, but not the fact he didn't kill himself.

    • [OC] Moner Liser

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  • Raymond Lisa

    • What Film Are You Surprised Didn't Get A Sequel?

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  • Titanic

    • How would you describe the smell of your favorite place, and what is it about that scent that makes it special to you?

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  • The smell of the air conditioner wall unit at my mother's old house. Musky. They were kept out in the garage, and my dad has no sense of smell. He would just put them in the windows and turn them on.

    When I came home from school and got hit with the cold air, the smell, I knew it was summer. Yeah, sure, there's probably a fungus in my brain that drives me towards the highest points I can find to release my spores, but, damn, it smelled like freedom.

    • Thief: The Black Parade - A full sized expansion to Thief Gold

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  • When I was

    • It just isn't complete without it

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  • I had to get out of there! I faked an attack of scurvy.

    Scurvy... Works every time.

    • OOOOO - HOT - HOT - HOT - HOT!

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  • Open up a pack and letmepourinthemilk

    • Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

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  • I dunno, some bring me down

    • What inspired you to pursue a career or hobby in programming?

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  • MISSINGNO.

    • What will you do if Mario and his dog are chasing you on a motorcycle?

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  • Go back to my dealer and get more

    • What do I put on my resume when the contract owner of my job changes?

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  • Oh, that's an idea. I have it currently listing the company on the top, and position below. Maybe I should swap the two...

    • Lie Detector

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  • Munchamuhcoochie

    • Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?

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  • That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"