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  • Look Raymond, a white-browed tit-warbler.

    • New Linux Kernel Drama: Torvalds Drops Bcachefs Support After Clash

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  • ...which makes Overstreet's argument for urgency even weirder.

    • Royal Fuckup

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  • Them:

    Us:

    • What's a random line from a movie that fans of it will instantly know?

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  • I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

    • Gender dysphoria be like:

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  • Former assistant deputy backup courier with the Ostrol B heretics - until they took his tooth :(

    • Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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  • Happy birthday!

    • Interviews as seen by HR and the candidate

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  • Ours tried to explain to project leaders that employees are not mostly interested in their salary, but in praise. That went over well.

    • Interviews as seen by HR and the candidate

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  • some would try to appear “we are family” to retain employees

    Nope. Rule of acquisition 111. They claim that everyone is part of a happy family because family is easiest to exploit.

    • FIFA slashes ticket prices for Club World Cup opener, tens of thousands unsold for Inter Miami game

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    • Have you ever cried over a celebrity or complete strangers death, why?

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  • Did not cry exactly but... if you are like me and you like Babylon 5, do not check up on the cast.

    • World Boxing to introduce mandatory sex testing for all boxers

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  • Fucking assholes. From what is known about their sex test, it is similarly scientific to the "I know it when I see it" rule from the 1960s to determine if something is obscene. In other words, utter bullshit.

    And all of this pretending to care about women while at the same time you have abuse scandals in sports every five minutes that never seem to have real consequences or result in positive change for the athletes.

    Yeah, I don't believe you one bit when you say you want to protect women.

    • The European Commission says it is investigating Pornhub, Stripchat, XNXX, and XVideos for potential child safety Digital Services Act (DSA) violations “as a matter of priority”

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  • Good thing there are no actual problems to solve...

    • "You can't just have Geralt for every single game" says his voice actor, and if you think The Witcher 4 making Ciri the protagonist is "woke," then "read the damn books"

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  • Bitch

    Why?

    • My password is not accepted because it is too long

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  • We have a customer, a big international corporation, that has very specific rules for their intranet passwords:

    • Must contain letters
    • Must contain numbers
    • Must contain special characters
    • No repeats
    • Passwords must be changed every two months
    • Not the same password as any of the last seven
    • PASSWORDS MUST BE EXACTLY EIGHT CHARACTERS LONG

    I can only assume that whoever came up with these rules is either an especially demented BofH, or they have some really really weird legacy infrastructure to deal with.

    • Corporate calls are full of energy vampires

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    • DHS mulls reality show for immigrants seeking US citizenship

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  • Is it going to be called "Running Man"?

    • Hasan Piker Is Only the Latest US Citizen Targeted by DHS

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  • Most Americans lean liberal, not leftist.

    Seems to me the evidence is in that it's neither the one nor the other for the majority.

    • Newsom Asks Cities to Ban Homeless Encampments, Escalating Crackdown

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  • Attacking the very poorest of society with all his energy. What a piece of work.

    • We're posting non-English memes now?

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  • Slachten in de grachten and stuff

    • Proactive divination

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  • Ah yes, the self-fulfilling prophet.